Rip & Rant Friday (As promised to Ktjajj)

Inspire
on 1/15/09 10:06 pm

This is how this works.

What da hell is ******g you off? Got you wanting to beat a nukka down? Come here and let out your frustrations. You can GO HARD as they do on the Rant & Raves board. Let it out and move on. No judgement passed here. I'll start it off:

1. I'm tired of camouflaging my stomach when wearing low waist pants. Why it gotta hang over that much????

2. Pissed that all the wigs I like don't come with the tuck combs sewn in! That should be a law!

3. Feeling a way that the gov't thinks we ain't see how the gas prices dropped WAY low during the holiday SHOPPING months, and then creeped the hell back up afterwards.

4. Not understanding how a bird(s) brought that plane down. Don't you think they woulda use bird test dummies and simulate them getting caught in the engine since birds DO fly in the sky too? I'm just saying....

5. Why my office's annual kick off meeting gotta be for 4 whole hours this afternoon. Can't we wrap it up at 2 and go for drinks?

6. Even though I hear Angela Bassett did a good job playing Biggie's mom, why didn't they even attempt to give her a Jamaican accent????

7. And can somebody tell me what other way were they suppose to portray Lil Kim in that movie? She WAS his mistress...know your part, Kimmie!

I'll stop at seven again...since that IS a perfect number.

 - To NiaPrettyface.  Pouring out the malt liquor in your memory homie!

(deactivated member)
on 1/15/09 10:18 pm, edited 1/15/09 10:19 pm
Dalexis
on 1/15/09 10:27 pm - Brooklyn, NY

GM, Inspire.

1. I understand every has an a$$whole (incorrect spelling done purposely) but why do so many feel the need to be one?

2. Why is the gov't issuing bailouts for the very same Jack******** who CREATED the financial mess through mismanagement?

3. When did my 14 year old daughter become genetically grafted to the daggone Sidekick? Its as if they were friggin' separated at birth.   
 

Whoooooosah. Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooosah!!!!!!!!

Okay. I'm good now.

 

"When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer."   Plutach.  Not true, for there are always more worlds to conquer.

www.myspace.com/dalexis863

Inspire
on 1/15/09 10:35 pm

When I broke down and finally decided to add unlimited text to our family plan....my daughter sent/received over 3000 text within a 5 day period.  WTH??????????

Dalexis
on 1/15/09 10:40 pm - Brooklyn, NY
Funny thing is I TOLD my ex-wife NOT to buy her the Sidekick.  Now she wants to break the dayumed thing. 

Oh, one other rant:

4. They say "Its cheaper to keep'er"  I say it's cheaper to hire O.J. to do requests.  LOL

"When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer."   Plutach.  Not true, for there are always more worlds to conquer.

www.myspace.com/dalexis863

hershey dream
on 1/15/09 11:28 pm - Duluth, GA
You leave babygirl alone, lol. 
Life is not about making it through the storm....but learning how to dance in the rain.      
Ms. Praise
on 1/16/09 4:05 am - MD
Sis...wait...did you say 3,000 text messages in a 5 day period...dayum....and I thought I was bad doing over 3,000 in a month.  Whew lawd...that's alot of typing.
TheJuice
on 1/15/09 10:28 pm - Frozenville, MN
Word!

1. Why do you park in Driveway and drive in a Parkway?

2. I HATE people who pronounce Minneapolis as Minnennapoplis

3. I Hate not being able to use the Drive thru at Banks....I have get out and stand in front of the tude.

When I die, I want to go like my Grandfather did, peacefully in his sleep.

Not kicking and Screaming like the other people in the car.

ktjajj
on 1/15/09 10:34 pm - Buffalo, NY
You are so corny.
Inspire
on 1/15/09 10:36 pm, edited 1/15/09 10:53 pm
"2. I HATE people who pronounce Minneapolis as Minnennapoplis"

(damn...I think I may have pronounced it that way a time or two...sawry! 

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