Just what my greedy behind gets.

I get done in by greed more times than not.

I bring in to work a well marinated small steak to grill on the George Foreman grill.

So they tell me that they are ordering from the Cheesecake factory, would I like to order, I said no thank you, I am just going to grill my steak. Then someone mentioned CHEESECAKE...they know that is my weakness, before I know it, I am ordering a piece of cheesecake thinking I can take it home and it will be my dinner.

So I cook my steak, and make my mashed potatoes and eat while they are gone. The steak is so tender and so good, just the right amount...I am content...UNTIL THEY come back with the cheesecake....ok, I am only going to have a bite and I have only a bite but that one bite was one bite to much and guess where my good tasting steak is right now??

IN THE FREAKING TRASH CAN because I guess my lapband needed to show my greedy behind that once again she is in charge and that cheesecake really should have been saved for later.

After almost 3 years, You would think that I have learned to do right?

Maybe the lady that sold me this lil Laverne voodoo doll WASN'T a crock!!!

IT WORKS!!!!!!!

I should have known your evil azz had something to do with it

I'm mad cause you can reheat a dang steak..... if I don't eat that bad boy FRESH off da grill - it ain't going down at ALL.......

And er, ummm - YEP - that's what you GET for not following your FIRST mind - see what lack of willpower gets you?   A CLOSE UP WITH YOUR TRASH CAN!!!!

Now - the question IS.... now that you are back EMPTY.... you gon try that cheesecake again???

who said anthing about reheat?? lol, remember what was told to me?? go back and read what I typed, then read it again slowly, I said cook, not reheat

no, I dont even want the cheese cake now, going to take it home to Thurman, that bad boy was almost $8.00 a slice with tax, somebody going to eat it.

I'll be over at 5P for my cheesecake!!!!

ok, BUT I HAVE A VOODOO Doll with your name on it as well, with a piece of your hair on it...eat that cheesecake if you want to

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!! Why did that make me think of when I found a piece of my locs in Piggy's nightstand. I remembered it came from one that I had joined and cut off the excess. He said it was on the floor and wanted to save it in case he ever needed to make a voodoo doll!! 

I could go for some cheesecake!! It has protien in it .......right?

yo country azz is COOKING at work???  Wha in the hot ham sammich?????!!!!!!!! 

LMAOOOO - that's what *I* get for reading fast!!!!  Now I gotta be extra on it to catch you slippin right BACK!!!! LOL 

Four years out, and it still happens to me.  This thing is so fickle that no matter what I've learned, it's in total control.  Hang in there.