Funny of the day....

Ghetto Spelling Bee

Tyreal came home from school disappointed.  "I hate English, dem teachers are always changing stuff". 

Mother:  "Tyreal, have you been using bad words and writing dirty notes again?"

Tyreal:  "Naw, momma, I sware I didn't.  I used all of my spelling words in a sentence like the teacher say, but the teacher, she gave me an "F". 

1.         HOTEL - My Momma said that she not gonna tell her friend Shaqueta nothing else, cause thatHOTELeverthang she know.
2. &nb sp;       HONOR ROLL-We was playing bidwiz on the stoop the other day and man, I wasHONORROLL.

3. !         PLANET- Leroy got arrested cause he got him some seed to grow weed, and hePLANETin the backyard.

4.         DISMAY- I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled out a needle and saidDISMAYhurt a little.

5.         OMELETTE-I shoul! d punch you for what you jes said but OMELETTEit go dis time.

6.         STAIRWAY-Getting high is stupid. It makes you STAIRWAYinto space.

7.         MOBILE- I went to buy some food, I was short on cash, and my man said gimme one MOBILE .

8.         DEFENSE- I saw this dude running from the! cops, but he hopped DEFENSEand got away.

9.         AFRO- I got so mad at my girl,AFROa lamp at her.

10.       AFTERMATH- I don't feel like being at school today soAFTERMATH, I'm out.

11.       LOCKET-Islam the door so hard, ILOCKET.< /SPAN>

12.       DOMINEERING- My girl's birthday was yesterday, ! so I go t her aDOMINEERING.

13 & nbsp;     KENYA- I needed money for the subway, so I axe a strangerKENYAspare some change.

14.     & nbsp; DERANGE-DERANGEis where da deer and da antelope play.

15       DATA- At my basketball game, I scored thirty points My coach sayDATA! boy. < /SPAN>

16.       BEWARE- I asked the man at the unemployment office, "Is disBEWAREIcan get a job?"

17.     DIMENSION- I be tall, dark, handsome and notDIMENSIONsmart.

18.       COATROOM- The judge said, "One more outburst, you'll be thrown out deCOATROOM."

19.       DECIDE- My boy fronting' like he love his girl but eribody know he got a couple of chicks onDECIDE.

20.       FASCINATE - Her dress got 10 buttons, but she so big she can'tFASCINATE.

Yet Another Reason Civilization Is Doomed

October 12, 2008 by cajunvegan

An educator friend of mine forwarded me this gem via email.

How would you pronounce this student’s name: “Le-a"?

Leah? NO
Lee - A?  NOPE
Lay - a?  NO WAY
Lei?  Guess Again.

It’s pronounced “Ledasha."  Oh, yes, you read it right.  This child attends a school in Livingston Parish, LA. Her mother is irate because everyone is getting her name wrong.  If you see something come across
your desk like this, please remember to pronounce it correctly.

When the mother was asked about the pronunciation of the name, she said, “The dash don’t be silent."