Weather today! Say Whaaaattt???!!!
Good morning, Family!
O.k., so for real...whew lawdy...
I've lived in Chicago all my life...thought I was used to the weather...but, Heyll and Naw!!! Why? Because here's our forecast for TODAY!
Current Temperature: 10 DAYUM DEGREES BELOW ZERO!!!
High Temperature Today: 2 DAYUM DEGREES BELOW ZERO!!! That's it and that's all!
Windchill factor (for those of you who have no clue what this is, that's the number of degrees the temp actually feels like on your skin): 39 DAYUM DEGREES BELOW ZERO!!!
AND WAIT...Tomorrow morning - WILL BE COLDER!!! With windchills 39-40 BELOW ZERO!!!
I CAN'T TAKE THIS NTMO'...I'M RET TA GO...IT'S TIME...THAT'S IT...TOO OLD FOR THIS SCHNIZIT...I NEED WARMER CLIMATES...I LOVE CHICAGO, BUT IT'S TIME FOR ME TO MOVE AWAY FROM HERE...I'M FOR REAL!!
(((Preparing for work...pulling out my 2-3 layers of pants, shirts, etc...socks...boots...ear muffs...gloves...dayum!!!)))
DD
Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely who others think you are!