Ricardo Montalban
~Shani~
I've been pudgy, chubby, thick, and now fat........Imma give thin a go round!!!
SW-262, size 18W, 5'6"
CW-168 1/15/2010
GW-162
94 Lbs down...6 more to go...changed goal to see Onderland for a hot second!
I always wanted to be Mr. Roarke when I grew up. Instead of making people's wildest dreams come true, I'd have an island filled with nothing but fully dressed beautiful women that had no drawers on underneath their clothes. Rich business men would fly in with suitcases filled with ladies underwear hoping to find the one woman who could fit them in order to make them their wives. At the beginning of each week I would greet my guests and say, "My friends, I'm Double Ayy. Welcome to Panty-less Island!" 
We have ANOTHER NUT ON DA BOARD!!! Double...you're a winner!!! You win the CRAZY-AS-HEYLL-BUT CAN'T/WON'T-HELP-MYSELF AWARD!!
Go and collect your prize, bro'man...right over thur behind that big shiny door (((psst...lock the door behind his arse)))
Nope, can't tell you what's behind the door...but just open it up and walk on through...you'll find out...(((make sure you have the deadbolts secured when he leaves...)))
(((LARGE SLAMMING SOUND, LOCKING SOUND...)))
Bwahahahahaaaaaa..panty-less island...
