SEX after WLS (early out)

Dedee
on 1/14/09 12:52 am - Home Is Where, The HEART is, Midwest
Bwahaha, I got a PM telling me to post my response from earlier this week to this question...It ain't funny to me, it's true! But oh well, here goes!

NOTE: Do not be afraid or ashamed to discuss this with your doctor!

The question was: How long after surgery can you resume sexual activities? 

Depends...answer these questions (to yourself not the board LOL)

What type surgery are you having (open or lap)?

If open, and you answer no to the following...proceed with caution after 2 weeks. If LAP, and you answer no to the following, proceed with caution after 3-5 days.

How big or small is your partner? If he is average, turn to the side and be cautious. Don't want to hurt your tummy. If he is small, he can wait ~roll eyes~ If he is amazon, he can still wait LOL...let yo body heal ~down Jon Boy~

Important questions to determine immediate sex after WLS

Will you turn flips or be flipped?

Will you swing from chandeliers?

Will you get smacked or give smackings?

Will there be any choking or pillow fighting?

If you answered yes to any of the above, wait for about 6 months, except if his girth is amazon, wait a year

I focus not on my disabilty; my focus is on my ABILITIES.  
(Dedee, 2009)              
                                            

My hearing impairment ENABLES me, not disables me.
(Dedee, 2008)


       ~Dedee   

Dalexis
on 1/14/09 12:55 am - Brooklyn, NY
On January 14, 2009 at 8:52 AM Pacific Time, Dedee wrote:
Bwahaha, I got a PM telling me to post my response from earlier this week to this question...It ain't funny to me, it's true! But oh well, here goes!

NOTE: Do not be afraid or ashamed to discuss this with your doctor!

The question was: How long after surgery can you resume sexual activities? 

Depends...answer these questions (to yourself not the board LOL)

What type surgery are you having (open or lap)?

If open, and you answer no to the following...proceed with caution after 2 weeks. If LAP, and you answer no to the following, proceed with caution after 3-5 days.

How big or small is your partner? If he is average, turn to the side and be cautious. Don't want to hurt your tummy. If he is small, he can wait ~roll eyes~ If he is amazon, he can still wait LOL...let yo body heal ~down Jon Boy~

Important questions to determine immediate sex after WLS

Will you turn flips or be flipped?

Will you swing from chandeliers?

Will you get smacked or give smackings?

Will there be any choking or pillow fighting?

If you answered yes to any of the above, wait for about 6 months, except if his girth is amazon, wait a year
Hey, I resumed my activities two weeks after surgery.    

I guess it depends on the person. 

"When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer."   Plutach.  Not true, for there are always more worlds to conquer.

www.myspace.com/dalexis863

caramel_2
on 1/14/09 1:00 am - New Haven, CT
i can't even respond to ur crazy ass rite now cause i am choking on water rite now...................

Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely who others think you are!


 

Dalexis
on 1/14/09 1:07 am - Brooklyn, NY
Who me?

"When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer."   Plutach.  Not true, for there are always more worlds to conquer.

www.myspace.com/dalexis863

Birdman D.
on 1/14/09 1:00 am - Nappytown
i'm 4 years out...so i guess i'm good to go now...
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