Let's be INVENTORS today.....

First, thank you for the prayers. I did see one that said they will pray for MarJean and MarJean's mother. Thanks; however, my dear friend MarJean who was also a BAF member died Thanksgiving Eve. She was her mom's last surviving child and close relative so I just adopted her mom (taking her food, grocery shopping, whatever she needs me to do---just loving her).

Now, today, I need to keep focused....keep my mind off my ****so, I was looking around my house this morning....been too lazy to go to the store.....so I was out of milk and cereal this morning. Had to cook breakfast for the girls ~who missed the bus~  Well, I told DJ to clean the kitchen last night....why did I walk downstairs to a clean kitchen, but my sink and my stove was nassy! I'm like WTF?! You been with me for 15 years BOY! I know you know the dayum rules....remove all stove burners and WASH and DRY them....wipe down stove and dry it!  Replace burners (or not)....clean sink with Clorox cleanup and DRY it with white dish cloth!

So, my invention would be a THERMOMETER.....you know how a doc can tell from the thermometer if your temp is nomal, low, mild, moderate, or severe?

My thermometer would measure a person's level of retardation. ~roll eyes~ Cause yo ain't can't be normal all the time. You either working with the sense God gave you, lacking 1 or 3, or you than added some yo asse don't need!

WHEW.....I want a patent for that schitt THISDAY!

What is your invention?

So, Dedee, wouldn't that be a "Retardometer" or a "Stupidometer"?  I want the copyright on those names, by the way.  lol

Hell, I don't give a dayum what it is called LOL

Just know when it reads over, the medicine is for me to slap some common into your asse ~roll eyes~

Speaking of which, is this Stupidometer adminstered orally or rectally? 

And slappin' is sooooooooo violent.  Sheesh. 

I would invent a chip to implant in people's heads at birth.  The purpose of the chip?  When the person grows up to be a special kind of stupid, the indication would flash on the forehead in bright neon lights whenever approached by a possible mate.

"WARNING: THE SURGEON GENERAL DICTATES THAT THIS MAN / WOMAN IS CERTIFIABLY CRAZY.  APPROACH WITH EXTREME CAUTION.  THE LIFE YOU SAVE MAY BE YOUR OWN.  HOWEVER, IF YOU DO DECIDED TO APPROACH, BE ADVISED THE LOCAL PRECINCT ALSO HANDS OUT STUPIDOMETERS FOR YOUR OWN USAGE!!"

Now that thurr could save some valuable time, money, and sanity LOL

im a really scary person so im always careful of my surroundings and such...so today the "gas man" comes talking bout he need to look at meter...he a white guy with full beard no badge  and i see no car....looking like he live on streets ect....i did not let him in...so i wish there was a bell that rings whenever a scammer comes too close :)

girl, that is a good one.....and when the bell doesn't work, you can do like me.....put your gun on your side and let those mfers know you got a good aim

My motto is HAVE GUN(s) will SHOOT!

 Hey big sis!