I need my butt whooped

Soul Flower
on 1/11/09 6:27 am

Here'sssss the story.

So mama wants me to bake a cake. Instead of using my beloved bundt pan, I decide to use her cake pans which are heavy, round, and made of teflon.

Mama: (from the shower)-Quettia don't forget to grease and flour the cake pans.

Me: They are TEFLON mama, they don't need greasing and flouring.

Mama: Yes they do.

Me: Okay, I'll grease and flour them.

Me: (mumbling to myself) These pans don't need greasing and flouring, I'm not greasing and flouring them so that I can PROOOOOVE to mama that NOTHING sticks to teflon.

The result:

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Leah B.
on 1/11/09 6:31 am - Lititz, PA

RNY on 01/27/09

Don't you just HATE it when your mama is always right!

"I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear." (Martin Luther King, Jr.)

Soul Flower
on 1/11/09 6:41 am

DS on 01/23/11

Gurrrl I wish that I could've got a picture of the look on mama's face when she saw that mess.

mrs. neenaj
on 1/11/09 6:33 am

RNY on 02/12/08

Yeah you need a good old fashion whooping for that one. I can't even cook and I even knew that.

But does the cake still taste good? That's the most important thing.

Oh yeah, soak a used dryer sheet in that pan and it will clean up with no elbow grease at all.

Soul Flower
on 1/11/09 6:42 am

DS on 01/23/11

Gurrrl that's the best tasting cake I've EVA made.

Nowwww you tell me about the dryer sheet.

LuciousLA & Babylapband
on 1/11/09 6:34 am - Greenbelt, MD

Lap Band on 02/13/06 with

bust out laughing, please tell me what your mom said when she found out that your hard head DID NOT GREASE the pans like she told you

I have learned that a lot of folks on here do not want to hear what YOU have to say. They want you to SAY WHAT they want to hear.

Soul Flower
on 1/11/09 6:43 am

DS on 01/23/11

She told me to quit LYING because I tried to lie and say that I did.

Candace ..
on 1/11/09 6:42 am - pgh, PA

RNY on 12/03/08

I can hear your mom saying I told you so...

130LBS GONE!!!

Soul Flower
on 1/11/09 6:45 am

DS on 01/23/11

Gurl I BARELY escaped getting a foot up my behind.

Dalexis
on 1/11/09 6:56 am - Brooklyn, NY

RNY on 11/27/06

*SIGH!*
Alas, one more sista who burns the hell out of boiling water, messes up Captain Crunch and claims she can cook.

"When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer." Plutach. Not true, for there are always more worlds to conquer.

www.myspace.com/dalexis863

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