What Won't You Do In Front of your SO

OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY (((((((((((((((VV)))))))))))))))) some thangs just ain't natural 

I've been with my husband since I started dating him at 16.  I had five kids for him.  I never wanted any.  I will do whatever I want in front of him and always have EXCEPT FART.  The reason.  He FARTED FIRST it almost ended my life, I started gasping and that just made it worse.  After all this time I'm still hoping he will leave the room to fart.  So if he can fart in front of my I can easily poop, wipe my behind, look at it fold it and wipe some more.  Shoot with five kids under foot you could never go to the bathroom in privacy.  You learned the only way to weed out unnecessary conversations is to poop as soon as you get in the bathroom in hopes of keeping them out.
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Hell where am I when you'll are posting. Maybe taking a nap hummm to damn loud around here. But after 35 years one are the other better leave the room when they get ready to pass gas.
I'll tell him in a hurry make believe you are dating me a get the hel * out.  Even after surgery I got up and went to the bathroom to pass gas told him not to follow if so shame on him.  And going to the bathroom, if he's passing through I have to wait to finish what ever I was doing.

I do everything in front of hubby, I can't think of anything I won't do in front of him.

My last SO she would do it all and even have me to look at booboo....she has IBS so she would always want my opinion on it or if it was enough or how funny it looked. Shawty had a DONK and I would sleep on it sometimes and let me tell you that was a BIG MISTAKE!!! I had some nights when I woke up choking.

She changed her pad in front of me a few times as well.....nassey mofo!!!

But when the shoe was on the other foot she wasn't goinog b/c she couldn't handle it! (Which I understand) b/c that shid was inhuman!

There's nothing that I wont do infront of my sweetie. 

She insisted that I be MYSELF early on.   



 

Puhleeze....I feel free!

He's seen me with no weave...matter of fact, he did a Beyonce impersonation with my wig on. (i shoulda put him on YouTube, lol) 

I don't wear makeup, so we're good there.

If I have to go, I'ma go....enter at your own risk.  Shoot, we even talk about it.  "Sweetie, did you boo-boo today?"

The tampon thing may be a bit much though...don't think I could do that one.

Now that I am done laffing at Les and Trina

There is NOTHING I won't do in front of Phil!  After 15 years, you are like **** it!

I have done at all plus some in front of him....he cuts my weave out my hair!  I put my proactiv on my bacne.....he goes with me sometimes to get a fill.....he tells me when my brows need a waxing.....he fusses when I put on make-up (so of course he sees me without).....he reminds me to take off my wig when I am too buzzed  and sometimes he takes it off and wraps me silk scarf on my head! He has seen the grandma all-white cotton drawls (drawers). He has seen me ....he has seen me he has seen me  and passes me a cold rag and wipes my head while I plead to the porcelain god! 

Maybe that is why we cannot stand each other