What Won't You Do In Front of your SO

I saw this on CNN today....they were asking couples

What are some things you REFUSE to do in front of your SO?

do you not burp..fart...put on make-up??

For me I refuse to dookie in front of Ree...I will pee though just won't wipe myself in front of her she has to get out the bathroom

I also can't stand cooking in front of her...because she will sit up there and ask fifty billion questions and that just irks me! "what you cookin.....what seasoning is that...how much goes in there...you going to put that in there?"  ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

For the longest of time I wouldn't take down my weave in front of her...but I got over that, that came with the farting and burping...LOL

Okay who is next 

Not a damn thing.  I have done it all - held out on the farting thing till he MADE me fart one night.... I still sneak the silent ones in - although he can 'read' me and know when I am doing that......

Has he seen you at your worst? 

No make-up

weave jacked up

grandma panties

sweat suit and house shoes

needing a fill on your set

while sitting on the toilet hung ova??

I'm sayin' your absolute worst!

btw I can't believe you can shiot in front of a mofo...wipe your azz and look at the toilet paper...I can't even see that! 

He argued me DOWN to take care of me night and day after my plastics this summer so....
no make up - he prefers me that way
weave jacked up - he has HELPED me take out braids and weave......
grandma panties - YEP - WITH the pad in..... he has taken off quite a few pairs......
sweat suit and house shoes - hell to the yea!  we call that our 'freak' gear..... LOL!!!
needing a fill? - that mofo watches my nails harder than *I* do!  he will suggest the toenail color.....

This mofo drove me home from a party I got TOASTED at and watched me VOMIT all out my car door... got me home, wiped me up and put me in bed - left a glass of water on the nightstand so I didn't get dehydrated or forget to drink water when I first woke up......

Now - can't say I have **** in FRONT of him - not cause I  wouldn't..... just haven't HAD to when he was around...... YET........

What is needing a fill on your set?   She don't have a lap band.  What does that mean

   you un-feminine mother******!!!!!!

It's a fill on your NAILS!!!!!  you non-tip wearing heffa!!!!!

Leave me alond damit,  I don't know that **** was called no Fill.  I'm like what the **** is Ro talking about A fill she had a RNY        

What the hell are they filling?

Lee - you got me over hear laughing out LOUD for REAL!!!!  Girl - you off da chain.....

and umm - if you don't know about solar or acrylic nails in THIS day and age with all these damn asians doing nails..... babe - don't even worry bout what they fillin - just keep doing you, boo-boo......

I have never been in no dam beauty shop to get mine nails done,  I get my done by my teeth.   I am going to you tube right now cause I have no idea what the hell can be empty and needs filling.

Ok,  Now I know what a fill is,  don't know why they call it that but it was interesting seeing it.   I need to brush up on the girlie stuff.

<-----------just full the heck out!

Trina, no you didn't call her an un-feminine mofo....
Leave  Lesia alone!