Oprah's suggestion journal 'Why I am overweight'

Ok - they said on the show you need to make a journal of why you's a fat azz....  ok - here goes:

*I*, the Mack, am a fat azz because:
 - I love food.  It doesn't just fill a 'void' - it's my DRUG!!!  Ain't nothing sweeter than the sugar high off a couple chocolate chip cookies and milk!!!  Even after WLS - I know how to indulge and not dump
- I DO love myself!  A LOT!!!  But I could masterbate 5xs a day and not love myself enough to never tear up a cheeseburger and a couple of onion rings

- I am not the biggest exercise fan.  I will DO it - but I don't LOVE that ****

- There is nothing better than rewarding myself with an excuse!!  I will get out of doing the right thing whenever possible!!!!  Hell - I figure I lost 200 lbs - I EARNED some pie!!!!

I am not masking some deep dark hidden problem - all my **** is on the table!  Right next to the german chocolate fudge cake and coffee ice cream..........

Anyone else wanna make a journal entry????

Hold on let me open my M&dam M's.   

I see Oprah is pushing her same ****   It hasn't come on here yet but I was hoping she would come with something better than that it's not what your eating it's what eating you bull****

She gets on my dam nerve so bad and I haven't even seen the show yet.  LOL.   Well tell me this is her ass big or did she come back having lost all the weight so she can preach her **** to everyone else.

Say cuz - pass dat bag..... *pops in 5 peanut M&Ms, chews*

Naw - she still fat - kinda coming down - preaching resistance training and meal planning.  Then had the bald faced nerve to have Carnie Wilson on without talking about the fact that ***** can still lose weight by working the tool!  50lbs in 6mos - you cut up *****!!!!

It's gon be some more Bob greene 'love yourself and not the burger' type **** - I can't stand her azz either - give me a small army of mother******s whose job it is to watch my fat ass and I'll get skinny quick too!!!! 

So Carnie lost 50 pounds again?

YEP!!!  she got up over 200 again - now she's back to 168......

Preach Lee Preach

Why don't she just go get cut already!! 

Can I get some M & M's too.

My journal entry: I'm fat because I ate at every fast food place I could and biggie sized it and made sure I had something sweet to go with it, oh and don't forget my large diet coke.

-Yeah I got issues but don't we all and not one time did those issues add an inch onto my hips

-I love brownies, cookies, cakes and pies more than exercise

So I had to do something to remedy this situation. WLS is working for me but I'm having to do my part too. Maybe Oprah should look into it.

I second that demotion  LOL  yeah I said demotion cause i'm demoting that ***** from my Tivo. 

And i'm sick of Carnie and her up and down ass also, cause she will get up on there and talk bad about WLS.  She is full of it too.

I'm saying though why does there always have to be a "reason" for a person to eat

Can't a mofo just wanna eat because they like food??!!

Why it always gotta be something wrong with a mofo?

My food journal would clearly say I am fat because I eat!

Now a drinking journal would be a whole nother issue 

  I know, right???!!!  Can't a mofo just EAT too damn much???  It ain't a replacement for nothing, a hide from nothing.... just a greedy, hongray mofo!!!!!