Cell Phone Antics
OMG...that's too funny...changing his password and he's discussing his yahoo troubles w/you...whew lawd...that made me laugh out loud for real!
I am the nosiest of all nosey beyotches. I used to be a skiptracer (hunt people down that owed money) and I can find anything out about anyone.
I will check your cell phone, medicine cabinet, sock drawer, run a background check on your ass, etc.
I am also the go-to girl for most of my friends because of my bloodhound capabilities. I consider it an art.
I will check your cell phone, medicine cabinet, sock drawer, run a background check on your ass, etc.
I am also the go-to girl for most of my friends because of my bloodhound capabilities. I consider it an art.
In this day and age you don't know who you are dealing with. The serial rapist they arrested here in Dallas had a woman. She had no clue of his past record, mental illness and all the other shiot wrong with him.
That's extreme but I don't want you if you married, got 10 kids, no job, etc.
I'm going to check yo azz out!
That's extreme but I don't want you if you married, got 10 kids, no job, etc.
I'm going to check yo azz out!
Hey Ro,
Now, I'm not a "snooper"; however, I must tell you what happened earlier this year. My soon-to-be-ex was ******ing one night about his 'high arse' cell phone bill (it was almost $500!)...wondered how it could have gotten so high...I told him, well, we can always go online to take a look at the bill just to see how you are making use of your minutes...his response, "oh, well, I called the cell phone company, they are sending me another bill..."
I asked him if he had skipped a payment (he had)...so, I decided to check it out for myself...went online to his billing statement and voila...phone calls to a certain number in the Wisconsin area...I printed that bill out and took a yellow highlighter and highlighted all the phone calls he made to this number...then went to his older bills and did the same thing.
(Oh, so you wanna play while I'm at work, huh? mkay nukka...like my momma said, you gotta catch the flight that left LAST WEEK to keep up with me!)
I called the number...got a female's voice mail...didn't leave a message. Got home from work, woke him up and said, "So, who is Tina?" His response, "who? I dunno!" I said, "r u sure you don't know?" His response, "Nope...dunno..." I said, well, LET'S CALL HER, SHALL WE...so I call girlfriend, she answers the phone...asked her if she knew him (she did)...and while she was on the phone, I tell him, that's funny, you just said you don't know her...BUT SHE SURE AS HEYLL KNOWS YOU! Busted his dumb arse!
The good thing was...I needed something to make it easier for me to get out of the marriage and wouldn't you know - that was the remaining cost of my ticket to say "buh-bye" to him...and that's when I told her "babe...you can have his broke-de-broke arse...anytime you need him!"
So, fast forward to today...we are no longer together (marriage has been on the rocks for a minute, without her)...I'm enjoying my life...we are friends...and he is dealing with her 36-year-old arse immature!!! (He will be OLDer next week...let's just say well over 30 years her senior!)
I am loving my life...and glad I did SNOOP!
DD
Now, I'm not a "snooper"; however, I must tell you what happened earlier this year. My soon-to-be-ex was ******ing one night about his 'high arse' cell phone bill (it was almost $500!)...wondered how it could have gotten so high...I told him, well, we can always go online to take a look at the bill just to see how you are making use of your minutes...his response, "oh, well, I called the cell phone company, they are sending me another bill..."
I asked him if he had skipped a payment (he had)...so, I decided to check it out for myself...went online to his billing statement and voila...phone calls to a certain number in the Wisconsin area...I printed that bill out and took a yellow highlighter and highlighted all the phone calls he made to this number...then went to his older bills and did the same thing.
(Oh, so you wanna play while I'm at work, huh? mkay nukka...like my momma said, you gotta catch the flight that left LAST WEEK to keep up with me!)
I called the number...got a female's voice mail...didn't leave a message. Got home from work, woke him up and said, "So, who is Tina?" His response, "who? I dunno!" I said, "r u sure you don't know?" His response, "Nope...dunno..." I said, well, LET'S CALL HER, SHALL WE...so I call girlfriend, she answers the phone...asked her if she knew him (she did)...and while she was on the phone, I tell him, that's funny, you just said you don't know her...BUT SHE SURE AS HEYLL KNOWS YOU! Busted his dumb arse!
The good thing was...I needed something to make it easier for me to get out of the marriage and wouldn't you know - that was the remaining cost of my ticket to say "buh-bye" to him...and that's when I told her "babe...you can have his broke-de-broke arse...anytime you need him!"
So, fast forward to today...we are no longer together (marriage has been on the rocks for a minute, without her)...I'm enjoying my life...we are friends...and he is dealing with her 36-year-old arse immature!!! (He will be OLDer next week...let's just say well over 30 years her senior!)
I am loving my life...and glad I did SNOOP!
DD
I choose to love myself, live life to the fullest, and encourage others to liberate themselves!
He/She who looks shall find 
NOPE! That will only make me angry or hurt about things I cannot control. If it is not within the powers of Dee, I don't want anything to do with it! ~however, I will check my kids phone when they come of age LOL~
NOPE! That will only make me angry or hurt about things I cannot control. If it is not within the powers of Dee, I don't want anything to do with it! ~however, I will check my kids phone when they come of age LOL~
I focus not on my disabilty; my focus is on my ABILITIES.
(Dedee, 2009)
My hearing impairment ENABLES me, not disables me.
(Dedee, 2008)
~Dedee
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