Fly on the Wall
I want to be a fly on the wall of the next big tech thing about to come out.
I want to be a fly on the wall of the TV writers who come up with WACK network programing so I can see what they are smoking. (And what the people who agree to put the shixxit on the air are smoking too). Then If we all smokin the same stuff, it might be aight.
I want to be a fly on the wall in the 60's and 70's to see who came up with all the artifical ways to preserve food thats making us sicker and fatter. (So week can Kick His AZZ)
I want to be a fly on the wall when Doc. Brown makes that Delorian that can time travel so I can hitch a ride back in time and make me some $$$$.
I want to be a fly on the wall of the TV writers who come up with WACK network programing so I can see what they are smoking. (And what the people who agree to put the shixxit on the air are smoking too). Then If we all smokin the same stuff, it might be aight.
I want to be a fly on the wall in the 60's and 70's to see who came up with all the artifical ways to preserve food thats making us sicker and fatter. (So week can Kick His AZZ)
I want to be a fly on the wall when Doc. Brown makes that Delorian that can time travel so I can hitch a ride back in time and make me some $$$$.
U really are silly....U know some folks will get a riot going if you even try to dis Her holiness Oprah,sidekick gayle and Mistah kno he going str8 to hell Perry for scammin chuch folks into believeing Madea got mo sense than anyboy by the time the movie is over. I got a sistah that acts jus like Madea. be high as hell and trying to preach
Peace Mz JOJO
Peace Mz JOJO
They was thinking how much money they could make if they win.
All they had to do was not blow chunks after kissing him.
I watched about 2 episodes of flav of love each season (it was all I could take)
1. Half them girls were not cute.
2. The cute ones had no class.
3. How much is getting named Flav's #1 Hoe really worth?
(The one show I liked was when he had all the parents at the dinner table, and one ole dude was getting sauced - I mean lit up, just dranking up all of Flav's liqour. That old man said, lets be real, you aint fixin-ta marry my daughter so I am about to enjoy what I can while I can )
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I would like to have been a fly on the wall when......
Virgin Mary got knocked up and was told she was having baby Jesus...
When the plan to assassinate MLK and Malcolm X was taking place...
Watergate took place....
I met my now mother-in-law for the first time..what she told her son after I left...
all the relationships Ive ever been in ended...
my mother told my father she was leaving at his surprise b-day party ( I was only three at the time)....
When the first person decided to roll some leaves up from mother Earf and smoke it...
When McCain saw that he had lost the presidential race...
The night my grandmother first had sex....what my grandfather had to say to her to get it....(you'd swear she had never had sex the way she acts)
The night Michelle and Obama decided to run for the presidential race......when he won the race....and when Rev. Wright was still popping off at the mouth....
When the KKK have meetings.....
When those who crucified Christ faced him in the after life....
When my mother found out she was pregnant with me and had to tell my dad and grandmother...
The people who planned 911.....the day it happened...and after it happened
When Jen Aniston found out Angelina took her man....
Those are just a few convo's I would like to have over heard...
I would like to have been a fly on the wall when......
Virgin Mary got knocked up and was told she was having baby Jesus...
When the plan to assassinate MLK and Malcolm X was taking place...
Watergate took place....
I met my now mother-in-law for the first time..what she told her son after I left...
all the relationships Ive ever been in ended...
my mother told my father she was leaving at his surprise b-day party ( I was only three at the time)....
When the first person decided to roll some leaves up from mother Earf and smoke it...
When McCain saw that he had lost the presidential race...
The night my grandmother first had sex....what my grandfather had to say to her to get it....(you'd swear she had never had sex the way she acts)
The night Michelle and Obama decided to run for the presidential race......when he won the race....and when Rev. Wright was still popping off at the mouth....
When the KKK have meetings.....
When those who crucified Christ faced him in the after life....
When my mother found out she was pregnant with me and had to tell my dad and grandmother...
The people who planned 911.....the day it happened...and after it happened
When Jen Aniston found out Angelina took her man....
Those are just a few convo's I would like to have over heard...