Fly on the Wall

Hmm...I would like to know what some of these umm excuse em...mofos on here say about me behind my back ..LOL...just kidding...hehe...

I would like to be the fly on the wall to see how what Barack Obama got in his pants....

I would like to have been the fly on the wall when Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky had a thing going on....

Micheal Jackson and all his drama .....

I have always wondered about OJ...

 

bwahhhhhhh no you didn't wanna witness the stain on the blue dress moment... that was messed up that she didn't swallow....LOL

Oh....to be a fly on the wall....

when Eve ate the apple.

to hear what was said at the CDC about the HIV/AIDS virus (got my own theory on that one).

be on the Stock Exchange (give me some insider trading secrets that I can cash in on)

Michelle and Obama's first night in The White House (that's a great one)

to know what my Boss thinks of me and why the hell I can't get a raise even though there's room in the budget!

To know what my mama says about me!

to be a fly on the wall when Bill Gates was inventing Microsoft...I woulda took that info and gave him a run for his money!

I'll help you out with the boss thing - I been there, done that... had money in the budget but figured - FUCK It........

THAT ***** AIN'T GOIN NOWHERE!!!!!!

Welcome to Corporate 101........................

The Heffa!  ****** me off, but I'm looking elsewhere as we speak.  She doesn't know how to do a damn thing.

if she don't know how to do **** - that's a dumb hoe. 

I had one mofo that THOUGHT they were irreplaceable and tried to 'jack' me up by not coming to work during a critical project..... got that ***** done and complimented from the client - she ain't NO trouble no mo..... we got us the 'corporate standoff' goin on - ever heard of that?

The corporate standoff is when.....
..... the employee does JUST enough NOT to get fired  AND 
..... the company does JUST enough so you don't QUIT!!!!!!

You gonna have to share your theory one day with us

I am so feeling the stock exchange thang... we both need to buzzin on the wall for that! 

I have always wondered what Hillary said to Bill regarding Monica.

What the slave masters were telling their wives to explain how they are sprung and spending all their time in the slave's quarters.  And how he told the wife not to f..ck with her. 

What did she tell her husband after sneaking into the barn,  "not tonight, I have a headache" .

How Obama really feels about cleaning up Bush's mess, exact wording.

Slave masters did have their shiot on lock down!!! 

Wife couldn't do a thang....Plus I wonder how the slave mistresses walked around the wife 

I WOULD HAVE LOVED TO HAVE BEEN ON THE CONVO BETWEEN BILL GATES AND PAUL ALLEN WHEN THEY WAS INVENTING THE CONCEPT OF MICROSOFT SO I COULD BE WORTH MORE THAN 3 BILLION DOLLARS!!!!