WTF????? These bastids done ate up all the food!!!

*Melting Chocolate*
on 1/1/09 10:16 am, edited 1/1/09 10:20 am - Miami, FL
Sumbody puhleeeeeze tell me why mofos be sittin round waitin for my dayum left ovas.

Like it aint no mo dayum food in this world.  Every time I turn around and eat what "bonqueesha" will allow me to eat....and I go and put it in the fridge...or where ever....these Bastids go and think..."Oh she done, she cant eat no mo"  WTF is that all about.

My mom made our traditional New Years dinner today...Black eye peas...Collard Greens....Cornbread...and Turkey wings. I wasnt hungry as soon as the food was done...so I didnt eat. I get up to go make my dayum plate.....mind you my cousin and uncle droped by(for a plate)...I go to make my plate and there is ONE(1) stinkin half of the wing part of the turkey wings and the big azz BONE of the leg(my favorite part) left.

WTF. That means nobody even thought of me.  I'm like "mamma....how you gone go givin away all the dang food.....Oh I forgot to mention she took a plate ova to her BFF's house.

I cant eat much in one sitting....but dayumit...I paid for the dayum food **** can I get a bite????

Woooosa!!!

           Day of surgy:396  Current: 242  Goal: 200

ShayZ
on 1/1/09 10:30 am - Somewhere, TX

Congratulations!  You have figured out the answer to the WLS patient becoming a grazer...the same thing used to happen to me.  I would turn around and all the food was gone.  Well don't fall into the grazer trap...fix yo-self a plate like erbody else.  Dang why you let em get the drop on you?

You have now learned a lesson.

taw1975
on 1/2/09 12:10 am - DFW, TX
Happens to me at every family dinner. 

Or like yesterday when I cooked--
my brother (22 year old smart ass) tells his girlfriend "It's good thing my sister used to be a big beyotch--she can cook." WTF? 
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