WTF in bed moments....
Note to Ro: keep messing wif dat likka and one day u gonna get so effed up, u gonna find urself under (dare I say it?): A MAN *gasp!!!! and Clutch da' pearls!!!!*
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Suckin his damn thumb!!!! Crazy!!! Shani peeing on Mofo's and shiot damn!!!!!!
and RO smgdh......
Ok my WTF moment in bed...
There was this guy i had known for years we started getting close decided to hook up BUT I was stingy with the ass stuck up whatever you want to call it lol.....ANYWAY he comes over we kissing and all that I reach down to cop a feel and his **** felt so small.....I'm like let me see long as story short he pulled that shiot out and all I could think of was
I made his ass leave and needless to say have never seen him again!!!!
and RO smgdh......
Ok my WTF moment in bed...
There was this guy i had known for years we started getting close decided to hook up BUT I was stingy with the ass stuck up whatever you want to call it lol.....ANYWAY he comes over we kissing and all that I reach down to cop a feel and his **** felt so small.....I'm like let me see long as story short he pulled that shiot out and all I could think of was
I made his ass leave and needless to say have never seen him again!!!! 130LBS GONE!!!
S(N)AUSAGES!!!
BABY BYE!!! (((and then the picture has the nerve to have a toothpick sticking out of the dayum vienna sausage!!!)))
And guess what...if his stuff 'felt' small...AHEM...
THEN...
IT WAS...
small...teeny...weeny...teenainchee...tiny...lil...un poco...petite...SHALL I GO ON???
BABY BYE!!! (((and then the picture has the nerve to have a toothpick sticking out of the dayum vienna sausage!!!)))
And guess what...if his stuff 'felt' small...AHEM...
THEN...
IT WAS...
small...teeny...weeny...teenainchee...tiny...lil...un poco...petite...SHALL I GO ON???
I choose to love myself, live life to the fullest, and encourage others to liberate themselves!
I don't usually comment on this stuff but I asked some women older than me about that thumb sucking thang and they said "baby I've seen done and heard a lot of stuff but if a man sucks his "THUMB" when it's good, tape up his hands and see what he does."
For me the flow would not have been the only thing messed up.
Z
For me the flow would not have been the only thing messed up.
Z
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I will succeed.
HW: 280 - LW: 190 - GW - 180
Unfilled 8/15/11 - WT: 209
1st Fill 11/29/11 - WT: 215.5 - 3cc
2/20/12 - New Goal - Get n Onederland
2nd Fill 4/26/12 - WT: 224.0 - 3cc
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On December 31, 2008 at 12:37 PM Pacific Time, taw1975 wrote:
I'm finally ready to talk about this now. I have a "friend" that I've been seeing for a minute. Finally decide that I am going to go on and give him some. In the middle of my "performance" I look down and see him SUCKING HIS THUMB...Screwed up the whole flow of things for me. He said that's his way when it's good..>WTF???
It's still weird to me that a grown azz man would be sucking his thumb...what's some moments that have left you thinking WTF?
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Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome. ~Booker T. Washington~
Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome. ~Booker T. Washington~
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