OT: Can you 'transfer' a favor?

LOL!!!  My mama CRACKS me up!!!!!  Ok:

she has me look up all kinds of crap for her all the time.  she never wants to shop or do stuff on her own, so I am always researching cars, shoes, computers or other stuff for her and helping her buy whatever or get whatever set up/fixed, blah, blah, blah.  She considers me her 'concierge'. 

So - she has been having this contractor do various remodeling projects at her crib (paying a good grip, but she got it like that) - she even paid to have him do some stuff at my crib (NICE).  ANYWAY - I asked homie to give me a quote on trimming some shrubs at my house since he had referred a lawn dude to my moms - this mofo tells me to buy a set of hedge clippers at Home Depot and get a workout CUTTING THEM MYSELF....  (sorry Ro) 

ANYWAY - my moms calls me today cause homie wants to buy a laptop and she was gonna use HER employee discount to get it but it ran out - she wanted me to 1 - confirm that MY discount was still available and
2 - CALL THIS MOFO TO TAKE HIS ORDER!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

WTF????? how tha hell you gon 'transfer' a favor like that???!!!!  i do that shiot for my MAMA not some fool who thinks his lil 'do it yourself' shiot is funny!!!!!!  *******!!!! 

i told my mama I would give her my sign on info and SHE could call that funny mofo herself..... she got an attitude.............

I would call him and tell him I would love to help him but I don't have time to confirm my discount as I am trimming shrubs.

Mutha*****a got jokes and all we will see if he enjoys a return one.

Naw - THIS type ******* would say some shiot like 'well, take a quick break and run inside to check for me'.......

SNIDE mofo!!!!  HATE his azz!!!!  My mama loves his big greasy butt cause he is step and fetchit to her $$ - he knows I am BROKE.....

whatever mofo..... yo azz still tryna come up on MY discount......

Only a Mom would think you could transfer a favor LMAO!

You gotta love them even when they get on our nerves.  My Mom would do something like this an think I'm wrong for having an attitude for not wanting to carry out HER favor.

Oh - BEST believe my mama over there STEAMING about this.... she is NOT happy that I refuse to be that mofos 'personal shopper'...........

Tell that mofo to trim tha hedges then!!!!  Naw - I got Luis coming over Friday to knock that out for $100!!!!  I GOT THIS!!!!  LOL

hold hold hold hold uppp...............

MM YOU PAYING $100 TO TRIM HEDGES???

I got a homeboy that will be over there in about 2 hours......

fk that i'll come do it, if you need anything else like that done around the house. let me know I got you!!!!!!!! 

mess around and make a whole 1k down there dealing wit you and your mamma.

  100....... I was prepared to go up to 250..............  I HATE yard work!!!!! 

Forgive me Ro but I need a scorecard just keeping up with MM's family drama...personal drama....work drama...you get the picture.



Don't worry, mine is no sugar added Cranberry juice and no butter added air popcorn.

Hey!  At least you get some light reading outta the deal!!!!!

I can't believe I LIVE this shiot...... LOL!!!! 

Shay you suck!!! bwahhhhhhhhhh but i do understand

and for the record Trina I don't mind the deer stuck in headlight smiley (him my favorite) I just hate when mofo use that popcorn one to answer a question