Oh, this is some Bullshyt (The Vent files)

Good Mo'nin BAF'ers (Black Angels Forever)

I'm trying to stay as light hearted as I can for I don't want to start 2009 pissed off.

I won't say I hit a roadblock in my WLS journey/struggle, but I feel this ish is at a stand still and last night it seemed to get slower (if it's even possible for a stand still to get....well.."stiller")

Ok, for those playing at home....let's recap where we last left of Caped Crusader

(Oh, for those looking for Capt'n Save'm, my cape is in the cleaners)

Now, I jumped through all the hoops that my Surgeon Nurse had me to complete.  My last hoop consisted of providing a 6 month list of Weigh In's.  I turned those in over a month ago. So I'm thinking I'm all set right?

WRONG!!

I was then told that I needed a 6 month history of weight loss, or detailed notes from my previous Dr. visits.  No problem. I called my Doc, he released the charts and sent them over to the Surgeon Office.

After reviewing the Chart, they told me they needed more detail from him about our discussions on weight loss, my diet, etc.

I contact my Doc again, but he's on a long vacation and will be back Monday.

Ok, so I wait. No Big Deal.....

So last night, I check my voicemail and the Nurse tells me that the chart my doc sent over was only for my last visit with him and no they need 2 years worth of charts!!

  2 years? Where the hell did that come from?  I'm sure my Doc can provide it, but why ask for something you didn't need before?  It's not like a bruh was 178 pounds two years ago.   I think I'll fax over my own chart for the past two years.....hell I'll even share it with all of you!




Jan 2007...... I was FAT!!!!
Feb 2007......Wide as all Outside!!
Mar 2007......Still Big din a Mug
Apr 2007......Sexy, but still FAT
May 2007.....Madd Overweight Son!
Jun 2007..... Lost 9 oz, but c'mon now...I'm still not wearing Spandex yet.
Jul 2007.......When I sat around the house, I sat AROUND the house.
Aug 2007......Needed a Gravy Transfusion
Sep 2007.....Still Large and in Charge
Oct 2007......Could **** up a Dollar Menu
Nov 2007.....It's Thanksgiving **** Yogurt
Dec 2007.....Merry Christmas you Fat Bastid

Jan 2008......There goes another button
Feb 2008......Working out with my team....still can't see my nuts yet.
Mar 2008.....I can't believe I ate the whole thing
Apr 2008.....My fingers are too fat to hyt thi Rugth Bpttons un thy keyboard.
May 2008....May Flowers...I mean Gold Medal Flour to bake this dayum Cake Son!
Jun 2008.....It's Hot, I smell Bacon
Jul 2008.....Still the Prince of Plump
Aug 2008....Sir Bigggness at your service
Sep 2008....I'm the conductor of the Gravy train
Oct 2008.....Excuse me, do you have this size in EQUATOR?
Nov 2008.....I see my nuts!!! Ah, the magic of Mirrors!
Dec 2008....Still Big and Juicy

There you have it, my chart for the past 2 years.

In the Nurse defense, she did say she can submit what she has to the INS *****s, but she's 95% sure they will denie it, so I trust her judgement and make sure I get everything done.

I feel so much better just for typing this and hearing some feedback and or encouraging words because I would hate to have to go get Jim Brown so we can tear this muthafucka down!

I'm not saying, I'm just saying.

HOLLA!

Juiceman

Juice, you are officially certified. 

Um.....Certified what that is?

OMG...whew lawd...tears...cuz that ish was too funny to me, J!!!

But on the 'for real' - just continue to stay 'on it' as it relates to approval..they will make you jump through all kinda hoops (hell, you may even lose a few pounds in the process) - but, keep the faith - you WILL be approved (it took Ms. Toya 3 years to get approved because of all kind of mess...read her profile..)

Blessings to you,

DD

Thanks Dub.

George I am sure things will turn around. Just think next year this time you will be posting about all of the pounds you lost.

BTW: I don't like your diet history. Its seems so negative.

You're right.  The diet history I posted was rigged, you see the Angry smiley I used? I could have been too positive.

(((((Juice))))

Babe, just suck it up and keep on jumping through those hoops.  Give them what they want and have patience.  (I know, easier said than done)
Hoping you will be posting soon with an approval and a date soon!

Thanks Kim, I'm use to sucking things up, so this too shall pass.


That didn't sound right.......

LMAO...no pun was intended.