Little White Lies

Okay so I just read something from Kim B (eat a ****lin and that would make you pretty) that got me to wondering 

What lies have you told your children to make them do something or feel better about themself? You know Santa, tooth fairy and Easter bunny are a form of lying to your children as well....lol

Speakin' of Santa my parents pulled that shiot on my brother and I until we came up with this plan... We would poison santa in hopes that he would die in our house.... no joke that was our rational.... so we made these cookies with rat poision and candle wax in my easy bake oven...we leave them out for "santa" ....lay in the cuts in hopes of awakening to a big man in a red suit passed out on our den floor...LOL... sick I know, but we were young and it really made sense to us... on a mission I tell ya

so anyway my Daddy took a bite of one of those cookies.... needless to say it made him sick...and that was the morning the lie was exposed!!!

So anyway back to the question at hand...my lie was (well one of them anyway)

I told my daughter who was often teased about the size of her forehead... that she had a big forehead because she had a bigger brain and that made her smarter....LOL

She soooo believed that for a very long time

What are some of your lies??? 

 

OMG!!!  my mom told me one year that Santa committed suicide cause all my wants were too much pressure for him........

then the Easter bunny got run over..........

My daughter still believes in Santa but after reading that shiot you just posted - i ain't eating the cookies NO MO!!!!  LOL 

bwahhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh no not the sucide!!!

Girl how bout my uncles in order to shut us up told us santa fell off his sleigh broke his leg and died... had all my cousins watching the 5, 6, 7 8:00 news for a release... that is what actually spawned the kill santa scheme....lol 

@ eat a ****lin.

girl YES suicide!!!!!!!!!!!  and told me my 'neediness' drove him to it!!! 

my mama is

That is sooooo wrong on every level bwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

That's parsley, mama has to cook with that........

  I used to wonder why my mama burned inscense ALL day and NIGHT............

<=======done fell out again!!!

No No Noooooooooo not cooking with it...so what were the papers...early sticky notes?

LMAO!!!!! No those were for cigarette's.

My son believed me too up until Kindergarten when he got a lesson on drugs and what they looked like......he came home telling me "uht uht mama that's DRUGS!!!!!!!"
 
I was DEAD DEAD DEAD!!!