New date survey program

I need to find an unassuming way of asking if he is crazy - like psycho/crazy.

Have you ever been told that you have an unusal, strange, demented or incestous relationship with your mother?

Do you have a prison record?

 @ "...incestous relationship with your mother?"  That stuff is bananas when you see it going on right? 

I don't know if it's the brotha fault right there though.  Some moms work very hard to try and turn their sons into the husbands that they never had. 

I agree that it doesn't start off being his fault...but at some point we have to take control of our lives.  We all have issues, places and times in our lives where we could go, dang that is why I...fill in the blank.  You gotta think that into the 30's, 40's a epiphany would happen....what am I talking about *sigh* I know it doesn't happen, lol. 

You do realize that this survey would require honesty and as a society we seem to encourage dishonesty from our men?  I think that might be your first hurdle.

Monin...did I eva tell you that you were the bomb, we techies sure do think alike  ..

Add this to your list, you sure was right when you mentioned the dating game is a WHOLE new area for women, I had to learn the hard way after my recent divorce and it is cruel out here for a sista...

Number 8 should be:

Negative HIV and positive CASH FLOW.....

See, right there a brotha would feel entitled to "some" if he's Negative HIV and had some play dough.  Can't ya just hear it now? "Woman, what you mean you ain't gonna give me none?  I done told you I didn't have anything and look at my bankroll right here.  B*tch, you betta ack like you know and let's get busy!"

do you still live with your mama!!!!1

when i was single i created this little checklist for my brothas:

1) If your drivin a chromed out ride and you got more ice than Rita`s...then there is NO excuse for you to be missing teeth!

--If you can put 22`s on your car...then put some damn teeth in your mouth! If your missing teeth (especially in the front!) handle ya business.....oh...and brothas...dont try and cover up a messed up grill with gold fronts! Nobody wants to kiss someone with a mouth lookin like a hot bag-a nickels!!!!


2) Big gryls are not automatically attracted to big boyz.

--This is one myth I need to clear up right now....nothin agianst my big boys...I luv ya`ll....it just ain`t 4 me! Thats a fire hazard anyway.



3) There`s nothing more attractive than a God fearing, well dressed, educated brother & nothing less attractive than a broke, dusty, thug.

----Brotha`s.....just take some pride in your appearance...you dont have to be grimey to have thug appeal...Black men are the most beautiful creatures on this earth...and I wouldn`t have mine any other way....BUT...I have to be able to bring you out in public......

2) Big gryls are not automatically attracted to big boyz.

--This is one myth I need to clear up right now....nothin agianst my big boys...I luv ya`ll....it just ain`t 4 me! Thats a fire hazard anyway.

this is so crazy to me.......

 @ fire hazard.

--This is one myth I need to clear up right now....nothin agianst my big boys...I luv ya`ll....it just ain`t 4 me! Thats a fire hazard anyway.
  Amen sista! DI I need to do my math for the big boys out there? If the average penis is 6 inches long and I got three inches of belly and you got three inches of belly that equals NO LOVING!  That is unless somebody is hella flexible!