New date survey program
Ya know...
Sometimes I really feel sorry for the sistas as a whole who have to try and date a brotha in the new millenium. There are so many things that y'all have to watch out for and be aware of when you meet and decide to date a brotha you just met. Now, I'm not saying that it's much better for us brothas but we're somewhat used to the game playing and abnormal/typical BS that is often associated with the cat 'n mouse game of dating somebody new. But you sistas seem to get jerked around a lot more than us.
I'm a software engineer by trade and I swear I would be rich practically overnight if I ever stop playing around and created an authentic survey program that we men should be made to fill out before the first date with a woman even begins. I think questions like the following should be asked:
1. Are you married? (If YES, Goodbye. Hopefully, no hard feelings. If NO, continue.)
2. Any kids? How many? Baby mama(s)? If so how many?
3. Are you gay? (If YES, good luck and Goodbye. If NO, continue.)
4. Do you find other men attractive? (If NO, continue. If YES, are you sure you're not gay? )
5. Have you ever had a desire to wear women's underwear? (If YES, where do you shop? )
6. Do you have a job? Do you actually show up for that job?
7. Do you smoke? Sniff? Shootup? Party a lot?
Can you think of any more questions that should be asked in this program?
Sometimes I really feel sorry for the sistas as a whole who have to try and date a brotha in the new millenium. There are so many things that y'all have to watch out for and be aware of when you meet and decide to date a brotha you just met. Now, I'm not saying that it's much better for us brothas but we're somewhat used to the game playing and abnormal/typical BS that is often associated with the cat 'n mouse game of dating somebody new. But you sistas seem to get jerked around a lot more than us.
I'm a software engineer by trade and I swear I would be rich practically overnight if I ever stop playing around and created an authentic survey program that we men should be made to fill out before the first date with a woman even begins. I think questions like the following should be asked:
1. Are you married? (If YES, Goodbye. Hopefully, no hard feelings. If NO, continue.)
2. Any kids? How many? Baby mama(s)? If so how many?
3. Are you gay? (If YES, good luck and Goodbye. If NO, continue.)
4. Do you find other men attractive? (If NO, continue. If YES, are you sure you're not gay? )
5. Have you ever had a desire to wear women's underwear? (If YES, where do you shop? )
6. Do you have a job? Do you actually show up for that job?
7. Do you smoke? Sniff? Shootup? Party a lot?
Can you think of any more questions that should be asked in this program?
Miss203!
You know DAMN WELL you have a lot more questions!!
You know DAMN WELL you have a lot more questions!!
1.) The BACKLINES have backlines. Watch what you say and more importantly WHO YOU SAY IT TO!! 2.) There are NO secrets on BAF. DON'T BE FOOLED!!
3.) The person who says: "I'm going to tell you something, but you can't tell anyone." has already TOLD 50 other people!
No--this isn't from experience--well, not MINE anyway!