Day 1 of the Herbal Cleanse completed. Working on Day 2.......

# 1 MACK_MAMA
on 12/28/08 1:46 am
Lee had me all scared to shiot yall!!!  LOL - after she posted those pics - I was thinking the worse was about to happen.  It's been just fine so far though..... but it IS only one day......

Anyhoo - I took the pills night before last for the first time - some stomach gurgling and churning, no cramping or any pain though.  The system I am using isn't just a colon cleanser - it's a whole body cleanser so it's not just the laxative pills, but fiber and milk thistle pills as well.  It has been pretty cool - I have to get in at least 64 oz of water a day while I do this - that hasn't been a problem. 

Can't say that my morning 'evacuation' has been more or less productive - and it hasn't had me looking back in the toilet like 'what the hell just died up in here?'  LOL.

As for my eating - I am keeping my carbs under or at 100g a day as of yesterday, no calorie counting.  Had a GREAT workout - upped my weights on all my machines so I am sore today.  I realized that I 'graduated' and needed to add 10 to 20 more pounds on my exercises. So my menu yesterday was:
B - protein shake
L - Beef Wellington appetizers (4) w/ green beans
S - banana w.grapes
D - buffalo wings, green beans
S - two slices of American cheese, 6 squares of chocolate, one truffle

Oh - and somewhere earlier in the afternoon, 4 chewy lemon heads made it on though.....

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(deactivated member)
on 12/28/08 1:50 am
Good to see you survived day one.  Is it expected that you will ose a few pounds with this cleanse?
# 1 MACK_MAMA
on 12/28/08 1:55 am
Thanks Michelle!

You know - to tell you the absolute truth - I don't care if I lose anything as a result of the cleanse.  I am looking to FEEL better.  I have been bloated, sluggish and just 'off' lately.  I stopped the drinking and am doing this to try to get my body back on track. 

The brochure says you CAN lose - but I am working on a upgraded workout routine and cutting the carbs way down in my eating - so I think those changes will make the difference, not just the cleansing program.  Either way - I'll take what lose I can get!!! Just so long as I can go back to feeling 'myself'!

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(deactivated member)
on 12/28/08 2:04 am
I hear ya..now you say you quit drinking?  Let me know how the shakes are after 72 hrs...
# 1 MACK_MAMA
on 12/28/08 2:09 am
  that is just wrong, wrong, WRONG!!!!  LMAOOO

I actually don't miss it.  Funny - I expected to be feenin or something.  Nothing!  And my wallet is LOVING it!  hahahahha

I'll keep yall posted tho - never know what will happen - New Year's is gonna be interesting sober.... ain't done THAT in a whole lotta years......

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CoachMosesWifey 1
on 12/28/08 3:54 am - Sumter, SC
Good morning!  I just got in from church and got online.  I have a question....did you buy your program in the store or did you order it?  I've been wanting to do one, but I didn't have enough info.  But I think I can do the one you're on.  It doesn't sound too bad.  What's the name of it?  Thanks for sharing and good luck with it! 

  

    
¡Vivo mi vida para mí!  Translation:  I live my life for me!

                           

   

 

# 1 MACK_MAMA
on 12/28/08 4:11 am
Hey lady!  I bought it at Vitamin Shoppe.  they have a website: www.wbcleanse.com

I am doing the 2 week total body cleanse - but they have several. 

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CoachMosesWifey 1
on 12/29/08 9:33 am - Sumter, SC
I was just wondering.  I still may do it.  Maybe soon.  I thought about getting a colon cleanse, but I wasn't sure if the best way was actually going to a doctor and getting a tube up the a@@, or trying the pills.   I'll think I'll do the pills..... Keep ya posted about it! 

  

    
¡Vivo mi vida para mí!  Translation:  I live my life for me!

                           

   

 

LEE
on 12/28/08 1:59 am
LOL,  You probably won't experience the ****terlings like the pictures showed cause your doing the pills only program.   The other one is the powder drink, the tea, and the pills and it cleanses all up in the upper and lower intestines not just the colon. 

You should look though to see if there is any difference,  don't be afraid to face the pooh it's yours,  claim that **** 
Salty Pickle a.k.a.  Lee
# 1 MACK_MAMA
on 12/28/08 2:02 am
OMG!  I swear you are one of the CRAZIEST folk up in here!!!! It takes a lot to crack me up - but you do it all the time!!!!!!

I did take a quick peek today - JUST to be sure everything was OK.......lol  I won't be grabbin no plastic spoons tho - not NEVA!!!!!  

I don't just have issues, I have subscriptions!  I'm saving on the newsstand price.......

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