Ghetto blessing?

So while out with the dogs I saw a dollar bill on the ground and was like oh, great, then I looked around and there were 50's and 20's laying around to the tune of over 200 dollars.  Now there wasn't anything showing who it belonged to, so i picked it up and came on inside.  Now i know I didn't do anything wrong, so why do I feel guilty?

You probably have a bit of remorse because you know it's Christmas time and some poor soul is probably needing the money that you found.  The best way to get over it is to either spend it all on me or send it all to me. 

Now if I send it all to you, what's in it for me?

Two things:

1.  You won't feel bad anymore.
2.  You won't have to post that you feel bad... anymore! 

well usually I'm an , so I think I can handle a little guilt.

Oh sookie sookie now...  So does that mean that you're willing to go over my adoption papers again?    How about foster care?  You won't have to diaper me or anything...  That is unless you want to... 

Eww diapering is so not a part of the plan.  I'm still trying to see how I benefit in all your little plans?  When you come up with something good, maybe then we can reconsider...

Chile please.  If wasn't nobody around and no wallet - how are you supposed to know where it came from???

IF you feel THAT bad and don't want to spend it on yourself - put in in the nearest offering plate at at church or your local food bank.  BLESS somebody!!!!  

well now that my Dad is pastoring his own church I plan to get back in the habit of attending church on the regular and tithing.

Well - take $20 of that 200 and let that be your first 10%.  Maybe that's your 'sign'. 

OR

Could be a sign to get on New York and Co's year end sale...... or DSW's 70% off and free shipping.....

I think the first one sounds more profound.......

If I ever found money like that - there's a guy in my neighborhood Kroger I would love to bless with it.  He's been there as long as I can remember and he is a 'steady Eddie'.  Always helpful, nice and plesant - even when some of the customers are real butt holes.  He's an older guy - I always see him and am always in awe of his composure - yep - I actually really would give him some of that $200 if that was me......