Why...why...oh why do people do this!!!!!
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I know what you mean about the moody *****! Me all the way!My friend had the nerve to hang up on me last night! He tried to force me to go to the store with him to get a tree and decorate, I said no....why did this mofo say....'your Mom would want you to celebrate'
I about flipped out on his azz.....for one, you have NEVER even met my Mom, for two, just shut the FU*** up!
The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate. - Oprah Winfrey
Maybe you issue a list of "Do's and Don't" to your friends and other relatives.
For example:
DO leave me the hell alone during the Holidays
DON'T come to me with no "HO HO HO, Merry Christmas" chiot
DON'T invite me to no *%&*$*$& daymed holiday parties.
DON'T ginme that "Your mother would want you to (fill in the blank) chiot"
and did I mention DO leave me the hell alone during the Holidays!!
"When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer." Plutach. Not true, for there are always more worlds to conquer.
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That one is kinda sexy! 
"When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer." Plutach. Not true, for there are always more worlds to conquer.
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Ummm - I know you ain't LIKE my mama - cause she just off da chain with hers - but she is kinda like that and umm - she did one year where she didn't answer ANY calls directly - and she doesn't have caller ID either - you were screened through her VM that said:
You have reached (name here). I am not answering the phone but MAY return your call IF your message warrants a return call. It may be Happy Holidays for you - but don't leave that on your message because that will ensure I DO NOT call you back. And don't leave more than one message. Guess you can figure out when to start talking.
BEEP!!!!!
I don't just have issues, I have subscriptions! I'm saving on the newsstand price....... 
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