MY Random Thoughts (not piggyback - straight THIEFIN Kim B's post!)

how come the people in toothpaste commercials never have any actual toothpaste on their toothbrush?

HHHMMMMMMMMMM

Ok so I'M an idiot for the upcal thing - but YOU are the only mofo to pay attention to freakin toothpaste commercials THAT hard!!!!!  LOL

Now you gon have ME looking!!!!!  

Only MM!

I look in the toilet to make sure there is no blood and it ain't black I can safely say no internal bleeding and no ulcers.
I also look at what comes out of my nose for the same reason.

My thoughts......Why do people say I will call you later when they have no intentions to.
                            Why do people say I trust in the Lord he will provide .....then worry like hell.
                            Why do people say I am doing fine, I am great and then tell you what's wrong.
                            Why do we beat the skit out of a kid and when he hollers we say shut up.
                            Why do we beat the skit out of a kid and when he does not cry we threaten
                            them and tell them you better cry, so we can turn around and say shut up.
                             Why do folk give kids candy in church and then expect them to stay clean, and be
                             quiet.
                             I know the bible says do not use bad language or obscenities.
                             Who determined which words were really bad and who voted on them.
                             Why do we stress it is wrong to smoke, drink and shack up in church but never
                             mention overeating as a sin.
I guess I will move on to something meaningful.
                            
 

  OMG - this is why I got so much love for you Di!!!!!!  I am all OVER that who voted on the bad words thing!!!!  Was that decided by electoral college or something?  I don't recall voting!!!!  LOL 

and I WISH my daugther WOULD try not to cry when I beat her azz - that turns into a 'CHALL- ONGE' real quick!!!  Remember that movie 'Taps' with Gregory Hines?  I be like that old dude callin the young cats out!!!!  I keep beatin till she shed a tear like Denzel in Glory!!!!!  I swear I will!!!!!!

Yousa damn fool.  But me too.  I wish my kids would try NOT to cry.  I will talke a lunch break if i need to and come back and get that ARSE

See - you call ME a fool but YO azz is the one breakin for FOOD and shiot..... LOL!!!!!

My daughter is working on an azz whippin right NOW!!!  I'm up and can't get settled to sleep ~cuts eyes at Michelle J - shut up heffa!!!~ and she up too!!  She get her punk azz up ONE MO TIME..... Imma sleep good cause I will be tired from WHOOPIN THAT AZZ TA BED!!!!!  

I'm going to call Child Protection on yall whooping those babies like that!!!!!!!!

Yall ought to feel ashamed of yourself!!! 
















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BEAT THEY ARSE!!!!!