OK YALL WANT A CRAZY GOOD LAUGH
LEE
on 12/14/08 1:05 pm
on 12/14/08 1:05 pm
I went to my physical therapist the other day for my stretching and ultra sound treatment and before I left home I got 2 bit oh honey candies, now yall know how hard those are right, well I wanted them warm and chewy so I put them under my boobs to warm them up. Chile I forgot they were under there and when he started stretching me they fell from under my shirt onto the machine. I almost died laughing.
I just busted up laughing, I had to explain to him why the were under my shirt and he was like, ok that is the weirdest thing I have ever heard. LOL.
OK, YALL GOT ANYTHING TO BEAT THAT ???
I just busted up laughing, I had to explain to him why the were under my shirt and he was like, ok that is the weirdest thing I have ever heard. LOL.
OK, YALL GOT ANYTHING TO BEAT THAT ???
Salty Pickle a.k.a. Lee
I don't know if this will beat yours but, I was at the Casino the other day and this M/f sitting next to me kept farting, I told him you should go stand in the aisle instead of sitting here farting like that..I told him you don't have no dayum manners.. His mother come running over where we sitting and said what's the problem I said your son keeps flucking farting and the funk was going up in my nose... I told her she should have bought him some beano or something...The next one he let ripped I jumped up screaming....
Everybody kept saying what's wrong I said old lard ass over there keeps farting... and it stinks like hell.. I just stood away from the machine, and fussing at him, because he thought it was funny.. He said well at least I'm winning... I told him I can't win because I refuse to sit next to your stankin ass.
Everybody kept saying what's wrong I said old lard ass over there keeps farting... and it stinks like hell.. I just stood away from the machine, and fussing at him, because he thought it was funny.. He said well at least I'm winning... I told him I can't win because I refuse to sit next to your stankin ass. "Criticism like rain should be gentle enough to nourish man"
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He finally apologized but hell he had everyone in our area getting in his shyte because that odor was traveling..I don't like those Bit- o honey... I bought me some Chocolate Pecan Clusters the other day 2 bags, because they were on sell for 99Cent... Lord knows they were good I ate both bags all in the same day.. Then I took a laxative to flush them back out..
"Criticism like rain should be gentle enough to nourish man"
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I was walking towards the elevator at work the other day and quickly realized that I need to rip one off badly. Realizing that no one was in the elevator when it arrived, I let go and popped it off. Pee-to-the-U it stunk! 
I'm talking terrible! But it must've hid out in the back of my drawers. Feeling relieved with a huge smile on my face, I pushed the down button to go to the lobby. Now I was on the 4th floor (of a 4 story building) and all of a sudden the elevator slows down to stop on the 3rd. I got nervous and panicked. But a true playa always stays in control... 
When the door opened up there were three women (Donna - a sista, Lauren, and Nicole - sistas from another mista) all from my floor who all knew me quite well. They collectively acknowledged me and soon the funk from that earlier fart wanted to say, "Hi," too.
The doors closed slowly and the smell made its rounds as expected to each person's nose individually. One by one, they either dropped their heads or either put their fingers to their noses. Nicole got indignant quickly pushed the 2nd floor button and jetted off when the doors opened. The other two stayed on and remained quiet.
The doors opened to the lobby and we all stepped outside. Lauren said in Donna's direction, "I wonder why Nicole farted like that back there?" I quickly added, "'Cause she's obviously disgusting!"
I'm talking terrible! But it must've hid out in the back of my drawers. Feeling relieved with a huge smile on my face, I pushed the down button to go to the lobby. Now I was on the 4th floor (of a 4 story building) and all of a sudden the elevator slows down to stop on the 3rd. I got nervous and panicked. But a true playa always stays in control... When the door opened up there were three women (Donna - a sista, Lauren, and Nicole - sistas from another mista) all from my floor who all knew me quite well. They collectively acknowledged me and soon the funk from that earlier fart wanted to say, "Hi," too.
The doors closed slowly and the smell made its rounds as expected to each person's nose individually. One by one, they either dropped their heads or either put their fingers to their noses. Nicole got indignant quickly pushed the 2nd floor button and jetted off when the doors opened. The other two stayed on and remained quiet. The doors opened to the lobby and we all stepped outside. Lauren said in Donna's direction, "I wonder why Nicole farted like that back there?" I quickly added, "'Cause she's obviously disgusting!"
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