Working The Kinks Out........

Now I can't do that, that would be tacky..It took me some years before I realized that I could be free to do things that I have kept in the back of my mind... Yes Lawdy feels good to be with someone that enjoys making love to you..and not some idiot that don't beleive in doing whatever it takes to get you where you need to go...I'm open to most things but he can never bring another ****** in our bedroom....   Unlessssssssssssssss....He's ready to go meet his maker.........I'll have 2 razors sharpen and ready to slice their asses as thin as a potato chip.. Good to see you.. Don't stay away to long you might miss something.. 

being watched is such a joy!!!!! glad you got over that one ms joyce.  your two that you don't do....i understand.....to each his/her own.  we have some experts on the board on these subjects, you might want to get down on one or both of them!!!!!

your hat....i know, i gotta get up there.  the family thinks i don't love them anymore 'cause it's been so long since i've been up there.  but rest assured WHENEVER i come, i will have your hat in tow!

All I've got to say they will be having some lonely nights.. I don't want an angelic man..To hell with that shyte...acting like he scared to kiss the p***y and caress my booty and breast.. licking my shyte from the inside out... Kissing me from the floor up..That's what I'm talking about..  Yes Lawdy..  I don't want no half stepping ass man.... They better talk to somebody..

Dear Cuzzin,

Boy, you sho' was rite.  Mm mm MMM!  Dese dang city gulls sho is fass up heyah,  Boy!  I sweah I walked in on a convo-sation today dat dang near drove me to go violate my privates in the employee baff-room.  Again.  Let me tell ya, Cuzzin, it sho' was hotta than tha' blue blazes up in heyah, Boy.  Kyuk, kyuk, kyuk...  I sweah, Cuzzin, dis heyah is ways I want to live fo duh rest uh my laff?  I sweah, son.  Rite cheer.

Holla atcha later, Cuzzin.

Tru-lee yo's,

Cleophus Benjamin Ratta-tat-tat duh 3rd!

PS.  Boy dey is hotta than the blue blazes up in heyah, Boy.  Um trynna tell ya, Boy!  Woo! 

I'se country Cuz, when I got to the city I had to get wit the program.. or I was going to be sitting by myself  lonesome and I didn't want to do that.. I've got to keep running I'm getting out of breath.. I'se scared now...

 I want all the stops pulled out. I definitely wouldnt think she was being Ho'ish or nothin crazy. Hell, that should be the norm anyway! I welcome it with open arms. I cant get with them old school Apostolic ways,lol..... This aint the 60's no more. people need to get hip!