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Question 1
If someone said they lived near the "Big Chair", that means they live
near which cross streets?
·         ( )  East Capitol St & Benning Rd  
·         ( )  MLK Ave & Good Hope Rd  
·         ( )  Georgia Ave & Florida Ave  
·         ( )  8th St & H St
Question 2
Which is a commonly used DC landmark when providing directions?
·         ( )  Shrimp Hut  
·         ( )  Shrimp House  
·         ( )  Shrimp Soup  
·         ( )  Shrimp Boat
Question 3
How do you pronounce the name "Eric"?
·         ( )  AIR-ICK  
·         (  )  ER-ICK  
·         ( )  IRK  
·         ( )  AIRK
Question 4
How do you pronounce the name "Anthony"?
·            ( )  AN-FUH-NEE  
·         ( )  AN-THO-NEE  
·         ( )  AHN-THO-NEE  
·         ( )  AHN-FER-NEE
Question 5
Which shoes will never go out of style in DC?
·           ( )  Timberlands  
·         ( )  New Balance  
·         ( )  Reebok Classics  
·         (  )  All of the above
Question 6
Choose the most appropriate ending for the following sentence. Folks from
Baltimore are __________.
·           ( )  straight bammas  
·         ( )  great dressers  
·         ( )  very cool  
·         ( )  really bad
Question 7
You are from out-of-town if you refer to Washington DC as what?
·         ( )  The area  
·         ( )  The District  
·         ( )   Washington  
·         ( )    D.C.
Question 8
How do you pronounce " Maryland "?
·         ( )  MARE-EH-LAND  
·         ( )  MARE-EE-LAND  
·         ( )  MER-LAND  
·         ( )  MER-LIN
Question 9
What do you get on your fries from the Chinese carry out?
·         ( )  Salt, pepper, & ketchup  
·         ( )  mayonnaise  
·         ( )  mambo sauce  
·         ( )  hot sauce & vinegar
Question 10
Name the artist anyone from the DC area would enjoy.
·         ( )  Frankie Beverly  
·         ( )  Marvin Gaye  
·         ( )  Chuck Brown  
·         ( )  All of the above
Question 11
"___________ " and pork & beans.
·         ( )  Hot dogs  
·         ( )  Fish  
·         ( )  Sardines  
·         ( )  Spam

Question 12
What was your childhood ambition?
·          ( )  To play in a go-go band  
·         ( )  To be a football player  
·         ( )  To be a basketball player  
·         ( )  To be a doctor
Question 13
What did the cat in the hat used to do?

·         ( )  smack  
·         ( )  LSD  
·         ( )  PCP  
·         ( )  reefer 
 
Question 14
If your friend had a baby by Ron.  What would his/her name be?
·         ( )   Ronicka  
·         ( )  Ron Ron  
·         ( )  Lil Ron  
·         ( )  Ronisha  
·         ( )  all of the above
Question 15
What does the word "joint" mean?
·         ( )  marijana  
·         ( )  a dance club  
·         ( )  a connection between two bones  
·         ( )  just about anything
Question 16
Which word rhymes the most with "joint"?
·         ( )  don't  
·         ( )  point  
·         ( )  want  
·         ( )  font
Question 17
Which are you NOT likely to hear at a drive-thru window at a drive-thru
restaurant in PG County?
·         ( )  Hello, may I take your order?  
·         ( )  We're out of chicken.  
·         ( )  Shake machine is broke.      
          ( )  Whatchu say u wanted again?




Answers
Q1 #2 MLK and Good Hope Rd,  
Q2 #4 shrimp boat
Q3 #3 irk
Q4 #1 An-fuh-nee
Q5 #1 Timberlands
Q6 #1 straight bammas
Q7 #3 washington
Q8 #4 mer-lin
Q9 #1 salt, pepper, and ketchup
Q10 #4 all of the above
Q11 #3 sardines
Q12 #1 to play in a go-go band
Q13 #1 smack
Q14 # all of the above
Q15 #4 just about anything
Q16 #1 don't
Q17 #1 hello may I take your order
 

Imma have to veto #5. It's def New Balances. Nobody wears Tims anymore. Its New balances or Nike boots for all the dudes I know.

Hey Babe!!!!!
How are U?  Don't mess with me you know I'm DC all day and night!!!   You ready for the holiday?  Hope to see you some time real soon.  Actually we've got some stuff going on in the new year - I'll hit you up soon.


Question 1
If someone said they lived near the "Big Chair", that means they live
near which cross streets?
·         ( )  MLK Ave & Good Hope Rd  

Question 2
Which is a commonly used DC landmark when providing directions?
·         ( )  Shrimp Boat

Question 3
How do you pronounce the name "Eric"?
·         ( )  IRK  

Question 4
How do you pronounce the name "Anthony"?
·            ( )  AN-FUH-NEE  

Question 5
Which shoes will never go out of style in DC?
·           ( )  Timberlands  

Question 6
Choose the most appropriate ending for the following sentence. Folks from
Baltimore are __________.
·           ( )  straight bammas  

Question 7
You are from out-of-town if you refer to Washington DC as what?
·         ( )   Washington  

Question 8
How do you pronounce " Maryland "?
·         ( )  MER-LIN

Question 9
What do you get on your fries from the Chinese carry out?
·         ( )  Salt, pepper, & ketchup  
Question 10
Name the artist anyone from the DC area would enjoy.
·         ( )  All of the above
Question 11
"___________ " and pork & beans.
·         ( )  Sardines  


Question 12
What was your childhood ambition?
·          ( )  To play in a go-go band  
Question 13
What did the cat in the hat used to do?

·         ( )  smack  
 
Question 14
If your friend had a baby by Ron.  What would his/her name be?
·         ( )  all of the above
Question 15
What does the word "joint" mean?
·         ( )  just about anything
Question 16
Which word rhymes the most with "joint"?
·         ( )  don't  
Question 17
Which are you NOT likely to hear at a drive-thru window at a drive-thru
restaurant in PG County?
·         ( )  Hello, may I take your order?