YIKES

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on 12/9/08 10:14 pm
I like to hold onto my bottle(s) when I'm drinking. 
Dalexis
on 12/9/08 10:18 pm - Brooklyn, NY

Dude, I dunno know about you, but I'd need a village of hands to hold THOSE bottles.  lol

"When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer."   Plutach.  Not true, for there are always more worlds to conquer.

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(deactivated member)
on 12/9/08 11:45 pm
You are touched!   But nope, no breast feeding going on here, all though its not like the girls are all the way gone.
Tiffany G.
on 12/9/08 9:51 pm
Why did you do this to me?  I almost fell out of my chair!
~*Tiffany*~ my DS
     
(deactivated member)
on 12/9/08 10:23 pm - syracuse, NY
wow.....I bet a midget could parachute with her bra
mrs. neenaj
on 12/10/08 2:15 am
In my Katt Williams voice, "That ain't even attractive."
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on 12/10/08 9:47 pm
I'll give you two reasons why that is attractive.  Because:

1.  You've obviously never been a "xes starved" horny and curious teenage boy who never got "any" in his life yet and is tired of having to stay up to dayum near 2 a.m.  just to sit through and watch some silly-azzed foreign film with English subtitles at the bottom of the screen on HBO and Showtime back in the summer of 1980 just so that they could flash a boob or two and a nipple (an added bonus) for two or three seconds just so that you could go to bed that night with your penis harder than Chinese Calculus hoping that you could have that "special dream", you know the one, where you wake up and have to run and change your bed sheets before your mother finds them all messed up like that and calls you a "no good nasty boy" again for ruining your sheets like that and all of your siblings find out and tease the absolute ****e out of your azz because they start telling other cousins that you had a wet dream and for the life of you, you can't seem to remember any water being in your dream the night before but you know that at some point you want to get some real puzzy and know what it feels like because if it feels anything like what it does in your dream and you've never even seen one up close, or more or less, knows what one feels like, but for now you'll settle for just seeing oversize tits, boobs, hooters, fun bags like these because quite frankly, you're just a horny "xes-on-the-brain "teenage boy who can't wait to see any parts of a live naked woman, and not just your sleazy big-boned kissing cousin from the midwest with a thyroid problem, but a real live naked woman but the girls around your way just ain't giving up the panty-draws at that age or are even thinking about getting down with you like that. 

2.  You've never been drunk like I've been drunk. 

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