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Post Date: 12/6/08 4:36 pm
Some of y'all may have seen this and some of you haven't for those who have just act like you haven't and we'll keep that secret between us. - DA Management!
My bad, black folks, black people, and various other Obama supporters,
Allow me to re-introduce myself. I'm Double_Ayy! and like some of you I too was hooked on food
and numerous overly-sweetened corn syrup beverages with 10% real juice marketed as "good for you." Before I found WLS I had a $15 a day fried chicken wing habit from Mr. Lee's Foo-Foo Palace and No. 1 Dry Cleaners. I also had a $150 a week grocery bill and to top it all off I owed some real bad skinny people some...Bugles and Funyuns! Once I OD'ed on my mama's homemade peach cobbler and later got arrested after I was found stumbling, butt-naked, around and around in a hyper-glycemic daze in the parking lot at Dunkin Donuts after I had one too many glazed. 
I knew I needed to get help quick before I was forced to keep stripping for ham and cheese sandwiches and leftover cream cheese bagels in the stockroom of the Victoria Secrets at the mall. I'm so ashamed! 
Thank y'all for listening.
Some of y'all may have seen this and some of you haven't for those who have just act like you haven't and we'll keep that secret between us. - DA Management!
My bad, black folks, black people, and various other Obama supporters,
Allow me to re-introduce myself. I'm Double_Ayy! and like some of you I too was hooked on food
and numerous overly-sweetened corn syrup beverages with 10% real juice marketed as "good for you." Before I found WLS I had a $15 a day fried chicken wing habit from Mr. Lee's Foo-Foo Palace and No. 1 Dry Cleaners. I also had a $150 a week grocery bill and to top it all off I owed some real bad skinny people some...Bugles and Funyuns! Once I OD'ed on my mama's homemade peach cobbler and later got arrested after I was found stumbling, butt-naked, around and around in a hyper-glycemic daze in the parking lot at Dunkin Donuts after I had one too many glazed. I knew I needed to get help quick before I was forced to keep stripping for ham and cheese sandwiches and leftover cream cheese bagels in the stockroom of the Victoria Secrets at the mall. I'm so ashamed! Thank y'all for listening.
Mine *****
on 12/8/08 12:24 am
on 12/8/08 12:24 am
It's official.........you are a certified fool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The question that I am asked most often:
Is that your hair??????
A Phenomenal Woman who doesn't have to Ego Trip to Still Rise: Pretty women often wonder where my secret lies...I am a woman, phenomenally....that's me!!!!!
Is that your hair??????A Phenomenal Woman who doesn't have to Ego Trip to Still Rise: Pretty women often wonder where my secret lies...I am a woman, phenomenally....that's me!!!!! 
But gimme a dollar and I'll tell ya. 
Thanks for all da luv, Sistas. I just busted on up in here because frankly that's just how the
I roll, Pimpin'. Ya feel me?! (Actually, that's got to be one the stooopidest Gott Day-um sayings of all time. Now imagine to big-azzed grown men talking to each other in mixed company and one of them says that. Every other nosey azz sitting within ear shot is going to go 
)
But since somebody asked where I'm from I'll just break it down like this:
Born: Chilltown - That's Jersey City, NJ for all the lames and squares posing as real
.
Raised: Montclair, NJ - Home of Montclair State University, where I attended
and uh... hmm... kinda sorta graduated from.
Currently: "Da Boro" - Willingboro, NJ (
People here don't really call it that but I figured I would start the trend.)
I roll, Pimpin'. Ya feel me?! (Actually, that's got to be one the stooopidest Gott Day-um sayings of all time. Now imagine to big-azzed grown men talking to each other in mixed company and one of them says that. Every other nosey azz sitting within ear shot is going to go )But since somebody asked where I'm from I'll just break it down like this:
Born: Chilltown - That's Jersey City, NJ for all the lames and squares posing as real
.Raised: Montclair, NJ - Home of Montclair State University, where I attended
and uh... hmm... kinda sorta graduated from.Currently: "Da Boro" - Willingboro, NJ (
People here don't really call it that but I figured I would start the trend.) 
Now you guys can see we're not the same person. Like on some Mike and Janet Jackson thing.
(I'm not claiming to be either one) LOL
Hey Dub, what it do (again), and I have a close cousin of mine attending Montclair right now and I have peeps around Dat Boro homie.
What do you say we take our act on tour?
Separate Buses tho, yo feet stank.
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