Quick!!! I need some stripper music suggestions!!!

  OMG!!!!  That shiot right there was so damn funny!!!!

Imma need you to 1 - stay away from RoRo (she crazy and will try to trick you into sending her money.....shhh, don't tell her I tole you....)

2 - DON'T BE NO STRANGER!!!!!  If that post right there is ANY indication - you MY kinda mofo!!!!  I need folk to 'cut up' with around here!!!!!!!

I'm still over here gigglin bout the strippin gig..... LOL!!!!!

No problem.  I plan to be around until I just don't make any dayum sense anymore like those big forks and spoons in most older black folk's kitchens.     

I agree with Ginuwine's Pony.
some other good ones
Silk--Freak Me
LSG--My body
R. Kelly--hell the collection, hahaha.

Sorry I'm late.

My bad, black folks (and various other Obama supporters),

Allow me to introduce myself.  I'm Double_Ayy! and like some of you I too was hooked on food and numerous overly-sweetened corn syrup beverages with 10% real juice marketed as "good for you."   Before I found WLS I had a $15 a day fried chicken wing habit from Mr. Lee's Foo-Foo Palace and No. 1 Dry Cleaners.  I also had a $150 a week grocery bill and to top it all off I owed some real bad skinny people some...Bugles and Funyuns!  Once I OD'ed on my mama's homemade peach cobbler and later got arrested after I was found stumbling, butt-naked, around and around in a hyper-glycemic daze in the parking lot at Dunkin Donuts after I had one too many glazed.   I knew I needed to get help quick before I was forced to keep stripping for ham and cheese sandwiches and leftover cream cheese bagels in the stockroom of the Victoria Secrets at the mall.  I'm so ashamed!  

Thank y'all for listening.    

I'm late.....so add this to your next cd:

Ludacris: "P*ssy Poppin'"
T.I.: "Porn Star"
Digital Underground: "Freaks of the Industry'
Lil' Louis: "Nice and Slow"
Vanity: "Nasty Girl"

Raheem: You..naw, scratch that song....just too soft and mushy

I know im exxxtra late but, How about Naked By Marques Houston ?