Freaky Friday Question...........

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Motown, I'm going to say this once (and I hope no one see's this because it's buried in the middle of this thread)

Anyway, we I do venture "downtown" the wetta the betta, and I get my face all wet with her Juice and I let it dry on my face and the next morning, peel it off my face and eat it like chips.

Someone isn't ready for me. 

 

  @ Anyway, we I do venture "downtown" the wetta the betta, and I get my face all wet with her Juice and I let it dry on my face and the next morning, peel it off my face and eat it like chips.

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Dayum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Juice  wow you have stolen my heart.. Sweet Jesus have mercy on me... Dayum if I had been with you I would never would have had to go to the dr.. because I squirt to much... You have stolen my heart for life..... Now!!! when can we hook upThank you so dayummmmmmmmmm much for saying that because now I know ain't a dayum thing wrong with me.. I just have a hot cat.. Juice I would love to help you peel it off, but please don't eat it after it's dried up.. I have a weak stomach.... ummmmmmmmmm Yeah you love some cat.. and I love sausage and meatballs...

Eewww!

SWEET JESUS!!

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.......slowly coming out of the corner.   If I say back up and he stays there what's a gurl to do but drown him.. I kept saying I'm coming, I'm coming and before I knew it bam.. Sad thing is he felt he had to stay rt. there...even with the warnings.. Everything was exploding.. I kind of enjoyed doing that...oops  One day he was on his way to work..I said are you going to wash up, he said I already did.... I said I see  some still on your face, he said I want to smell  you all day..

See, you got a real one.  Props to your man Mo.

 I must share this with you Juice...I use to live in a apartment years ago... I get home from work and he is sitting outside  my apartment...He said outside as loud as he could I want to eat your p-u**y.. I said don't say it so loud like that... people will hear you... So we get inside my apt.. and he said it again...I said let me take a shower, he said you are not going to take a shower, just let me eat your P***y..  I told him I have worked and why would you want to eat it, and it's been sweaty and pissy all day.. He quickly said I don't have a problem with it...I keep reminding him the neighbors can hear you.. He said so what... Finally after struggling with him to get in the shower... I picked up the phone I said I'm calling the police if you don't stop...So I pick up the phone and he snatched it from me.. He said what are you gonna tell the police, your man wants to eat your P***y sounding like me... This went on for about 3 hours...I kept reminding him people can hear you.. My neighbor upstairs yelled Joyce let him eat it if he wants to..Finally I just let him eat it... The next day we are coming out  my apartment and it's people standing in the air lock...They looked at us like we were freaks...I held my head down all the way to my car.. I say to him you know they think you're a freak don't you...He said what's wrong with that..