You know you've lived in Minnesota too long when.......
100% True.
It's 8 Degrees (This Morning) and I still didn't wear a coat.
In September, you watch kids ride bikes to school, a month later, they're on Snowmobiles.
You're running late to work, so you take a short cut OVER the Lake.
Each Fire Hydrant has a 5 foot pole attached to it so Firefighters can find it in the snow.
From November to April, the power company can't turn off your power if you're past due because you'll freeze to death.
Last weekend, I saw a couple people still in Shorts.
Some bus stops are heated
Downtown Sidewalks are heated
You can go anywhere you want to Downtown without stepping a foot outside.
When it's 20 Degrees, you break out the Windbreaker.
Instead of Sand Castle competitions, they have Ice Castle competitions.
You have to be careful not to get snow in your Trick or Treat bag.
You can throw HO****er in the air and it will come down snow (for real)
You can wet a paper towel and toss it outside your door, and it turns into an Album Cover before it hits the ground.
Well people find out you live here, they always say....
" I didn't know Black Folk lived up there"
Well there's a few of us still left....somebody come get us!!
100% True.
It's 8 Degrees (This Morning) and I still didn't wear a coat.
In September, you watch kids ride bikes to school, a month later, they're on Snowmobiles.
You're running late to work, so you take a short cut OVER the Lake.
Each Fire Hydrant has a 5 foot pole attached to it so Firefighters can find it in the snow.
From November to April, the power company can't turn off your power if you're past due because you'll freeze to death.
Last weekend, I saw a couple people still in Shorts.
Some bus stops are heated
Downtown Sidewalks are heated
You can go anywhere you want to Downtown without stepping a foot outside.
When it's 20 Degrees, you break out the Windbreaker.
Instead of Sand Castle competitions, they have Ice Castle competitions.
You have to be careful not to get snow in your Trick or Treat bag.
You can throw HO****er in the air and it will come down snow (for real)
You can wet a paper towel and toss it outside your door, and it turns into an Album Cover before it hits the ground.
Well people find out you live here, they always say....
" I didn't know Black Folk lived up there"
Well there's a few of us still left....somebody come get us!!
"When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer." Plutach. Not true, for there are always more worlds to conquer.
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I freeze here so I know I couldn't make it there...41 is our high for today and I have on 2 shirts (one of which is a turtle neck), lined wool slacks and as I sit here typing I have my feel on a hot pack and my hands feel like ICE!!!!~whew~ you are strong man...I hope you don't get like the rest of us and start freezing to death after WLS or you will be re-locating
What'd I do?
