The single most embarassing thing WLS has allowed me to get past
But here is a mini sample.
1. Then winded after one flight of stairs- now I take the stairs for anything less than 4 flights in my building at work.
2. I would break a sweat just walking round da block and I would carry extra shirts incase I got sweaty - now I can go all day outside with out busting a major sweat.
3. I can put my ass in any seat I want with out FEAR!!!! - YEA MY ASS IS FEARLESS. I aint scared of nobodys seat NO MORE!!.
Stadium Seats - DONE
Airplane Seats - DONE
Skimpy ass plastic lawn chairs - Done
and Little ass Resturant Booths - DONE DONE DONE!!!
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Stadium Seats - DONE
Airplane Seats - DONE
Skimpy ass plastic lawn chairs - Done
and Little ass Resturant Booths - DONE DONE DONE!!!
You go boy!!! that's my goal to get on an airplane without needing a seatbelt extension 
Highest weight 302...Current weight...183
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Not having to ask for the extender each time I flew AND not being embarassed flying with a co-worker because I WASN'T ABOUT TO BUT THAT DAMN ARM REST DOWN - FUHGITABOUTIT!!!!!!!!!
Being able to sit on a man's lap. I dated big broas but I still knew it was hernia-city for them.
Not having small children stare
Not having big children stare
Not having frat boys stare - on the flip side, having grown azz men stare
Having a neck and collar bones
Finding my hip bones; hell knowing I had bones besides in my fingers
Not having strangers walk up to me in public and say "You'd be so pretty if you lost weight." (ole azz biddy)
Not making that "fart" sound while having *ex. I sounded like I ate an entire pot of greens right before!
Sitting cross-legged! I love that one and wrapping my arms around my knees.
Not having to powder under my breasts....
Oh and I actually dislodged a toilet from the floor doing that wall push manuever
Dang thanks Mackie, I had forgotten I was so blessed with this....I am actually stopping because there are so many more. 
Second - I SOOOO feel you on the hip bones!!!! I ain't know them suckers was there - they kinda nice!!!!
and when *I* found my neck - mofos would ask me why I don't wear necklaces - I used to tell em MY COLLARBONE is my necklace!! It's just as new to me!!!! LOL
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1. cross my legs and leave them cross for a long period of time.
2. share a bus/train/plane seat with a large person (even though they be squishin me)
3. walk faster...I can now keep up with the other folks rushing to get.........wherever!!!
4.
cotournist(sp?)....I can get into all types of positions and fit in small spaces in those positions. This may be TMI...but my boo had me on the bathroom sink and i was in such shock that #1 I was able to FIT and #2 that I didn't need help with my legs....for the first 2-3 minutes I wasn't even into "IT" cuz I was admiring myself and thanking myself for having WLS.5. And I don't sweat as much...it can be 95 degrees and I could be running and won't break but 3 beads of sweat!!!
Youlanda
Only look back in life to know where you DON'T want to go
Now I see how quick and easy a dude can slide your panties off and be all up in you.
It is never too late to be what you might have been
~George Eliot
My biggest one though is not having to use the handicap stall to use the bathroom.......
My most personal one is being able to use the urinals.......
Can you imagine how it felt to be 674lbs and trying to hold your pants, stomach and then dyck and **** in a urinal???? TOO MUCH going on!!!
and on some real ish just to put it out there.........I'M A DOG W/ IT NOW!!!!!!! IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
PUT ON ATOMIC DOGGG AND I'M SMASHING FOR AT LEAST 30 TO 40 MINUTES!!!
IMAGINE WHAT I'M GONNA DO AT 200LBS?
SHERMAN MOMENT!!!!!!!!!!
I'M ONLY 5'7 SO IMAGINE 5'7 AT 674LBS!!!!!
I have so many things to be thankful for where WLS is concerned!
I don't miss..........
Not being able to fit thru the daggum turnstyles that seemed to be everywhere.
Nurses having to get the large blood pressure cuff when I went to the Doc and even then they still had to hold or else the mickey fickey woulda busted!
Sitting in the middle on a bench at church and dreading having to get out for any reason, because I knew I'd have to hold my breath and press my belly up against plenty people's frenchrolls just to get out...That alone, kept me at a many of boring services when I was dying to leave!
Getting extenders for my ankle bracelets!
I remember when I found my hip bones, I called my sister and was like I think I dislocated something because I got a bone out of place. She came over and I limped over to her (lol) and when I showed her she fell out laughing and said "fool, that's your hip bone it's SUPPOSED to feel like that!" 
“Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that frightens us most.
