The single most embarassing thing WLS has allowed me to get past

1.  Sitting at a booth and being comfortable. 
2.  Lotioning my own legs and feet without feeling like my head is going to bust from bending down. 
3.  So ashamed to say I did the whole "wall" thing too!!!! 
4.  Shaving my own (.....). 

I know I have more...give me a minute.

I feel you on the lotion - I was glad I was light skinned enough that you couldn't ever really tell if I was ashy......

now tying shoes....... FORGGETABBBOUUTTTIT!!!!!  LMAO

Oooh I used to tied my shoes on the side of my foot ...only way I could breathe!

Inspire you know what I never thought about lotioning my own legs and feet without getting lightheaded. Wow I can only imagine

Wait a minute..I bent over to touch my toes the other night and could not do it...OMG..I used to be flexible..

I'll play...

more butt gains...
not having to crane my body around to wash my ass in the shower (much like the do do strategy)
being able to reach my ass (hole) from the front in the shower
being able to sit in the tub and reach my cooch/ass between my legs (ya'll know you used to get up on one knee to wash that thang)

speaking of showers
not thinking of it as a TASK when I need to wash my hair and shave and having the energy to lotion up and finish my hair afterwards without "breaks" (Damn, that **** used to take forever!) I use less lotion now too.

the ability to bend down and polish my toenails without cutting off my diaphram-or better yet, bring my foot up to me automatically, not manually

the ability to walk briskly up stairs and not be out of breath

Now that my clothes fit better (no gaps, in the groin region of pants due to the mass of thigh flubber that denied me a contoured fit), The seams that run through the crotch of my jeans...how shall I say this....get fresh with me when I shift in my seat. 

There's a lot more, but I think the point is that everything will change, even normal, every day little things.

I am LMBO ova here!!!  I just didn't realize other people had the same strategy as I did with the everyday challenges of being obese.

Girl YES those damn showers took FOREVER. Very taxing!!!! 

LMAO@ the seams........ chile I thought I was the only mofo buying tight pants ON PURPOSE!!!!!!  HAHAHAHHAHA!!!! 

I ain't restless in the meeting.... I'm makin it more INTERESTING!!!!  hahahahha

being able to go up my stair without someone helping by pushing me from behind

 I can finally cross my legs and they will stay their

I no longer have to worry about starting a fire because my legs don't rub together anymore

I can sit in a booth without taking up most of the seat

wait hole up..i used to have my son push me from behind...bwaaaaah i thought i was the only one to do that...