OT: Profanity.....a poll

(deactivated member)
on 5/26/10 3:02 am, edited 5/26/10 3:21 am - Fair Play, CA

@ hell yeah I curse and I don't give a **** damn or **** who doesn't like it. Those *****es can kiss my ass.

Hey beautiful! I knew that I was going to bring some noise with this post....LOL! Honestly...I know that I would do a lot more cursing if it were not for the kids. They are the ones that curb mine in most cases. Putting all that on my poor grandma...LOL...I could make some sailors blush too if I had the mind too.

@ Depending on who I'm speaking to (ie potential suitor) if I am irritated hell becomes heck, damn becomes dogone etc. I wait till he really likes me to cuss the dickhead out.

Just gave me a visual of the poor fella....

# 1 MACK_MAMA
on 5/26/10 2:29 am

Mannnn - you KNOW I was gonna come up in thru here, right?

You know good and dayum well *I* use profanity like a mofo - and what's bad - my mofo'in boss will use it sometimes - but THAT is where I draw the line - I NEVER cross that at work.

HOWSOMEVA...... with the reggla, average, errrday mofo - or my ninjas - shhyyyyyttttt - they already mofo'in know, whatever I gots ta mofo'in say - about a mofo, to a mofo, with a mofo, for a mofo, across from a mofo, concerning a mofo or in regards to a mofo.......

GETTIN SAID REGARDLESS OF THAT MOFO AND HOW THEY FEEL ABOUT WHAT THE **** I GOTS TA SAY........

Oddly enough - those who know me best know that when I am REALLY truly mad - I am stone cold English proper and profound.......THAN A MOFO!!!!!

case and point - had a mofo ask me to help him get some furniture - that 'help' involved a co-sign deal......which I do NOT do for NOBODY....... I sent the following text this morning:

and I quote:

Good morning. After a night of consideration and debate, I have come to the conclusion that it is in my best interest to remain fiscally divested from you - money issues lead to unnecessary complications, I find. In our prevoius talk, you indicated this would not be an issue, however, if it is - I do understand and will regretfully conclude our friendship.

Translation: YOU KNOW GOOD AND MOFO'IN WELL YOU NEED TO STAY THE **** OUT MY POCKET.....NICCA!!!!! ASK ME FOR SOME SHYT AGAIN AND SEE HOW FAST I SMACK THE SHYT OUTCHA AND LEAVE.......

(deactivated member)
on 5/26/10 3:43 am - Fair Play, CA

RNY on 09/15/04

Now you got me cussing....I kicked my surge protector

at your post and shut all my shi*ot down....just now getting rebooted.

@ Good morning. After a night of consideration and debate, I have come to the conclusion that it is in my best interest to remain fiscally divested from you - money issues lead to unnecessary complications, I find. In our previous talk, you indicated this would not be an issue, however, if it is - I do understand and will regretfully conclude our friendship.

Gurl....I did not even get to your translation and I was getting the serious creeps. With you being an intelligent and articulate woman and just going by your persona on here...I was like....this sound like some stuff that a dayum Alqaeda operative would write before getting on a dayum plane. All cool, calm and collected and yet knows he getting ready to blow your shiott the **** up! I get your point...that those who know you well....know that this tone is a sign of trouble on the horizon and they better duck for cover....

So..in other words... having MM cuss you the "F" out can actually be a sign of endearment!

Now that some dope stuff right there..... can get your rocks off and still keep em smiling.

# 1 MACK_MAMA
on 5/26/10 3:51 am

see - that's why my homies LOVE it when I get cold with it....... remember that bet they had with me NOT to curse a mofo out at the club? Well - a homie got read SMOOTH Shakespeare style - heck - they offered to pay my way next time if i PROMISE a repeat performance!!!! LMAOOOOOO

but I tell you THIS - mofos DO know that when I am cussin, they still have a shot - and when I'm calm.... yea - you need to do what you do, bu****CH MY SHOES - cause you bout to catch one up ya azz, or I'm bout to light up the sole and blow you out tha water!!!!!

(deactivated member)
on 5/26/10 5:56 am

RNY on 10/02/08

Do I use profanity regularly? Hell yeah!

But... (<--- big butt here)

I do turn it off during normal work hours because for some reason folks at the J-O-B seem to get weak in their seats and dayum-near faint when they hear a big black guy firing a few off here and there. Go figure.

(deactivated member)
on 5/26/10 7:02 am - Fair Play, CA

RNY on 09/15/04

Yeah....I can see why it would be even more crucial for a man....particularly a black man to need to be extra cautious in this area. Let one cuss word roll out...and the next thing you know...they are labelling you...an angry black male as the next head of THE NEW BLACK PANTHER PARTY

..LOL!

(deactivated member)
on 5/26/10 7:40 am

I cuss like a trucker. Sometimes I try to curtail it, but its more so I don't offend the delicate ears of the elderly or my patients..and oh yeah my mom. I'm grown but she wouldn't hesitate to pop me in the lip!

(deactivated member)
on 5/26/10 7:56 am - Fair Play, CA

RNY on 09/15/04

Nawwwwwwwwwww. I can't believe that.

... not sweet Michelle. I would have took you for one of those folks that use, Oh gravy! or oh sugerfoot...or some other sweet cuss word.....dayum...see how you can't judge a book by the cover...LOL! Nice to see you MJ!