OT: Profanity.....a poll

(deactivated member)
on 5/26/10 12:31 am, edited 5/26/10 1:11 am - Fair Play, CA
For those with ADHD...or for those who just can't take all my xtra fluff today...please proceed to the last paragraph for the point of this post. 
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My grandma...used to cuss up a storm! She would make up some saying that would make a sailor cringe! Growing up....the "F" word or some derivative was used more than some people's names in my grandma's home. Looking back, I know that most of it was a her way of protecting herself...intimidate....or express deep emotion...no matter if it was happiness, anger or sadness.

During the normal course of my day....I try very hard not to use profanity... .especially around my kids. However....those words are planted forever in my mind.....and when I get angry..sometimes they will slip out. I always regret it.  I use more profanity on here because it feels very freeing to be able to just say what's in my mind. Out here IRL....its best not to say whats necessarily on ones mind...less you want locked up or put in a straight jacket...LOL!

My oldest daughter used the word "freak" a couple of times until I put a stop to it....realized in the context she was using one time that she really wanted to say the "F" word.  She told her little sister to shut the freak up!  She's in middle school so he has heard quite a bit of cussing at recess too...in addition to the ones that might slip out here at home....between me and her grandma...who inherited her mother's gift for swearing.  In other words, I am sure she has a nice little arsenal of swear words.   She told me one of her class mates calls people this one cuss word that basically means the fart that comes out the front of a woman....I forgot the word....BUT you see they are coming up with their own vocabulary that includes NEW fangled cuss words...SMDH...how on earth are we going to know what they are talkin bout?....   I am not there...so I am sure that mine is participating too and not just listening  I watch for her slip ups. I actually told her that its okay to use profanity...as long as you keep it in your head.  Every now  and then when I know that I have said or done something that made her mad....I will say,....."I heard what you just called me!".... pretending that I could hear her calling me the "B" word or something else in her mind...LOL! When she starts laughing out loud.....I know that I was right on!! I tell her that I don't like to be the "B" but I will be one to protect my own....  She's 12 so the last few months have been pretty rocky since her hormones have been all out of wack...here lately though I think shes starting to get it....my approach has been different though...I'll spare you the rest of the details on that....for now.... She's not perfect...what kids is...but she's a good kid....honor roll...and playing her violin in the orchestra's concert tonight. I am proud of her.

Now...on to the purpose of this post....a poll.  How often do you use profanity IRL? Do you have substitute words for profane words?  An ex employee of mine would say, "Oh Gravy!!!" when ever she would get mad or was caught by surprise. I thought this was the cutest thing. It got the trick done but was not offensive in the least to any one. If you do use profanity on a regular IRL...why? No judgments here....I just thought it might make an interesting discussion.

dstgirl2000
on 5/26/10 1:36 am
I, like you MD, try to keep those choice words out of my daily vocabulary.  However, there are times when my buttons get pushed and I let them fly and always regret letting someone else have that type of power of me to allow this behavior.  But some of my favorite "pseudo cuss words" are:

Mofo - No one can use this like MM though - I giggle everytime I read her post using this one
Biotch - Classic
Ninja - Dbl_Aa turned me on to this one - love it!
Hoes - It's just so easy to let that one fly at times!

.................data not applicable.......F*ck................asshole..........data not applicable

Of course, I immediately ask for forgiveness after spewing such venom! - ......Muslim Man
                        
(deactivated member)
on 5/26/10 1:55 am, edited 5/26/10 1:57 am - Fair Play, CA
LOL..Janice! Yes...I love mofo too...Mack Mama also turned me on to that one...She actually gave me the Class 101 run down one day....on the difference between Mofo, Muthafugga, and the pennacle....Motherfu*kers among others...I laughed out loud! Its funny but the cleaned up..psuedo cuss words actually carry more of a punch than the real ones. Like.....that "o" in Biotch...just gives it that added emphasis and spicy...low bow kick to the gut...LOL!   


@ Of course, I immediately ask for forgiveness after spewing such venom! - ......Muslim Man

It feels good at the time....though...don't it... Thanks for jumping in J!
MSW will not settle
on 5/26/10 2:02 am

I only use profanity whenever I am speaking or thinking. 

I hold back if I expect someone would take offense
and I choose not to offend.  Otherwise its open season any time.  Of course I use common sense given the situation.  Profanity gets it all out of my system so I can move on.

I think the word your daughter was speaking of may be queef (sp?), the female fart from the personal regions.   Commonly used on sophomoric programs like South Park. 

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(deactivated member)
on 5/26/10 2:19 am, edited 5/26/10 2:26 am - Fair Play, CA
@ I only use profanity whenever I am speaking or thinking. 


OMG stop...help me Lawd!!!!...glad I was not drinking anything when I read that line.

I think the word your daughter was speaking of may be queef (sp?),


Yes..that's it...Gurl.......SouthPark eh?? Unhuh...I have caught her trying to peep that show. I know it has a lot of adult content so I had restricted it.... I tell you ...have to grow some eyes in the back of my head to keep up with these kids these days.


ETA: I might have to watch it with her ...and talk it out...heck they are going to get exposed one way or another.

LEE
on 5/26/10 2:12 am
DAM that was a long ass post.   I don't know what the hell your talking about profanity, what the hell does that word mean any dam way.  

Anyone that has been around this board long enough and knows me IRL knows that my cuss word of choice is DAMN, DAM, DAMIT,  I just pick the one that best fits the situation.  

I don't know why I say dam, I guess becuase it doesn't really feel like a cuss cuss like **** or **** or something.  LOL.  

When I was young I use to cuss like a sailor, now I barely swear at all except for on here and when I do cuss out loud it's usually Dam.  

Salty Pickle a.k.a.  Lee
(deactivated member)
on 5/26/10 2:45 am, edited 5/26/10 3:49 am - Fair Play, CA
Lee......I read your post and for some reason decided to look up DAM in the urban dictionary...just for kick and giggles....guuuuurl....I  when I read the entries...especially the first one. I am sure you would think up a harsher word then DAM, DAMMIT or DAMN! If the 1st entry applied to you.   I got the funniest visual based on everything I know about you from being on this site..... all I can say is HE had a thoroughly kicked ass!

The people that post to the Urban Dictionary are wacked...and I don't know what to say about those that go over there looking for definitions for kicks and giggles. 


1.

dammit

 
 

usually used when something doesnt go the way you wanted it to...

i ****** a man... DAMMIT!

by krnidiot Oct 15, 2002 share this

2.

dammit

 
 

Contraction of damn it. Most often it is used when someone is generally pissed off at everything, it's worse than just saying the words separately.

The man almost got run over by a car, got into a fight with a trucker, broke up with his girlfriend, got fired, got arrested, got drunk, crashed his car, locked himself out of his house, and tried to climb in the window but fell off and broke his leg. When it started to rain, the man said DAMMIT!

by [ - stacys mom - ] Oct 18, 2003 share this

3.

Dammit

 
 

 

1. Something Jack Bauer says alot.

2. A drinking game in which you watch 24 and drink every time Jack Bauer says "Dammit"

1. Jack: "Chloe I need you to track the suspects car via satellite."
Chloe: "Satellite's not up yet Jack"
Jack: "DAMMIT!!"

2. "Hey Bill 24's on tonight you want to bring a couple of shot glasses and some Jack Daniels?"
"Sure"


by Seth914 Jun 25, 2007 share this

 

4.

dammit

 
 


The back of a pin which is used to hold it in place. This term is primarily used in the military when dealing with pinning rank on a uniform as the dammits are easy to lose.

Dammit! I lost a dammit!
Hold the dammits while I pin this on.


by Fairady Apr 17, 2006 share this

5.

Dammit

 
 

 

When the guess outlet store does not accept your guess-list card

Person 1- "Sorry sir, we do not accept guess list cards at the outlet store"

Person 2-"AH Dammit"


by mattm123 Jan 17, 2010 share this

6.

Dammit

 
 

 

The greatest name for a dog in the world.

Dammit go get the ******g papper
Damn you dammit get the *** out of here
dammit y the *** are you such a lazy dam ******g dog


by I am the best cause i came up with this Nov 7, 2005 share this

7.

Dammit

 
 

 

The best Blink 182 song and maybe the best punk song of all time.

Well I guess this is growing up!

by Terry Apr 14, 2004 share this


LEE
on 5/26/10 3:04 am, edited 5/26/10 3:09 am

usually used when something doesnt go the way you wanted it to...

i ****** a man... DAMMIT!

  I almost swallowed my dam tounge when I saw the way that was used in a sentence.  See that word is perfect for me.  

Here is the adjustments I made to that sentence.
DAMMIT!!!  I ****** A ******G MAN.  **** i'm gonna be sick.

Salty Pickle a.k.a.  Lee
(deactivated member)
on 5/26/10 3:47 am - Fair Play, CA
Is dis you?
Her Royal Flyness
on 5/26/10 2:28 am
hell yeah I curse and I don't give a **** damn or **** who doesn't like it.  Those *****es can kiss my ass.



I will say though that it's usually when I'm feeling a bit upset, offended, disgusted or passionate about something that I do the most cursing.  Otherwise I usually use calm, clean language in common conversation.  Depending on who I'm speaking to (ie potential suitor) if I am irritated hell becomes heck, damn becomes dogone etc.  I wait till he really likes me to cuss the dickhead out.

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