Mickey D's 4 year old food

Has anyone seen this?

YouTube - McDonald's 4 Year Old Cheeseburger Video

That's not food, I don't know what it is but it's not food.

I wanted to test this for myself.  I have a 4 month old burger and fries... I gotta say, it looks pretty darn similar to when I first bought it.  Just dry.  No mold, nothing.

Gahhh.....

 Now, if only those same preservatives would work on our faces ....

And boobs!