Serious question but an odd one, I know... NSV? Kind of?
So you'd like a random female genie/male junk to wipe your table, clean your plate or caress your cheek? I'm learning all kinds of things about you!! 
ISO ... New "clique" members. You must be kind, warm, welcoming, honest, intelligent, and have a sense of humor. The words "shamed" or "victim" can not be in your regular vocabulary. Sarcasm is welcome (and wanted!), but cruelty is not. You must not be a coddler or a shamer. All members are free to classify themselves as vets, newbies, grasshoppers or anything else they desire.
I enjoy long walks on the beach, puppies, sunsets and taking off my bra as I pull in the driveway. If you are like minded, you are in!
And remember, we are ALL worthy of love, humor, and dignity.
I started a new group here for my old BP friends and any new friends who have a sense of humor. Link to join:
Good morning. At my age, there is much to know about me. You could have asked.
Barring an erection, it's the butt that sticks out more, so I'll stick with my suggestion. But, no, really, strangers need not apply in any case.
Maybe the solution is to avoid pub-type bar-restaurants and chains and fast food places.
