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Look, fella, I'm probably old enough to be your mother. I expect respect from you. Didn't I tell you earlier to watch your step?
I don't know, mom would have been 65. I don't think that you are quite there yet.
Now you really have a place in my heart. Guess again.
Reconsider adopting me. I'm fully independent, don't need tuition or other financial support and don't need to be changed. Beside, you get a built-in sitter so that you and your sweetie can get away whenever you want. She and I will be great friends. I've never been to your part of the world and would like to see it. (Oregon, right?)
LOL! Yeppers, we are here in beautiful southern Oregon. We have had two people stay in our spare bedroom that both of them needed a lot of help so your offer sounds like a refreshing change.