Funny story to share

SKmammabear
on 1/11/17 3:27 pm

So, here's a funny story for you all...  The other day, my hubby was coming out of his man cave which leads directly into the laundry room.  As he came out, he saw someone leaning over putting things into the dryer...  he assumed it was me so he pinched my tush...  only it wasn't my tu**** belonged to our daughter!  OOPS!  He failed to realize that my behind isn't as "full" as hers is now... I have NO behind now...  That was quite embarrassing for him!  I figured you all would see the humor in it!  

 

Hope everyone is having a great day!

            
pr31
on 1/12/17 4:53 am

Funny - hope your daughter understood!

Surgery Date June 3, 2016

HW: 329 W at first consult 290. SW 238, LW 128, CW 139

SKmammabear
on 1/14/17 1:57 pm

She was actually very good-natured about it...  she turned around and glared up at him... That was all it took... he was VERY embarrassed about it.  I don't think that will happen again!  

CerealKiller Kat71
on 1/12/17 7:38 am
RNY on 12/31/13

A trigger warning may be appropriate on this.

 

"What you eat in private, you wear in public." --- Kat

Sparklekitty, Science-Loving Derby Hag
on 1/12/17 7:44 am
RNY on 08/05/19

I know I wouldn't see any humor in it if my dad pinched my butt!

Sparklekitty / Julie / Nerdy Little Secret (#42)
Roller derby - cycling - triathlon
VSG 2013, RNY conversion 2019 due to GERD. Trendweight here!

pammieanne
on 1/12/17 8:05 am - OK
RNY on 05/16/16

OMG... that's funny, and I bet your daughter is mortified!!! 

Height 5'5" HW 260 SW 251 CW 141.6 (2/27/18)

RNY 5-16-16 Pre-Op 9lbs, M1-18.5lbs, M2-18.1lbs, M3-14.8lbs, M4-10.4lbs, M5-9.2lbs, M6-7lbs, M7-6.2lbs, M8-8.8lbs,M9-7.8lbs, M10-1 lb, M11-.6lbs, M12-4.4lbs

iloveravens
on 1/12/17 8:20 am
RNY on 08/13/14

I would have died if my dad pinched my butt.  Actually, he would probably have died from the back-handed elbow to his nose.

Lanie; Age: 43; Surgery Date (VSG): 8/12/14 w/complications resulting in RNY next day;

Height: 5' 6" SW: 249 Comfort Zone: 135-140 CW: 138 (10/13/17)

M1: -25 lbs M2: -12 M3: -13 M4: -7 M5: -11 M6: -10 M7: -7 M8: -7 M9: -3 M10: -8 M11: -4 M12: -4

5K PR - 24:15 (4/23/16) First 10K - 53:30 (10/18/15)

ladygodiva1228
on 1/12/17 9:38 am - Putnam, CT
Revision on 02/04/15

I think your husband needs to be a bit more careful with his assuming it was you.  What would have happened if he "assumed" it was you and instead of pinching he started grinding up on her? 

Dr. Sanchez Lapband 9/12/2003
hw305/revision w280/cw197/gw150

Revision from Lap Band to Bypass on 2/4/2015 by Dr. Pohl

    

cabin111
on 1/13/17 7:50 pm

When I was dropping quickly I would tell my wife "I'm down another pound"...That got really old for her after awhile.  I can see how frustrating it can be to hear that.

But it all came to a head when we were at the dryer pulling out clothes. She pulled out a pair of shorts (I had gotten down to about 187)...And I asked her, "are those your shorts or mine"?  Went over like a lead balloon!!

Highfunctioningfatman
on 1/14/17 11:48 pm
VSG on 08/29/16
On January 14, 2017 at 3:50 AM Pacific Time, cabin111 wrote:

When I was dropping quickly I would tell my wife "I'm down another pound"...That got really old for her after awhile.  I can see how frustrating it can be to hear that.

But it all came to a head when we were at the dryer pulling out clothes. She pulled out a pair of shorts (I had gotten down to about 187)...And I asked her, "are those your shorts or mine"?  Went over like a lead balloon!!

I asked my beautiful wife what she thought about the pants that I was wearing. She said that they looked really nice. I said that they should because they are yours! She laughed her butt off.

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