... So, You know you are a Weight Loss Patient when...
When you look all wrinkly in the mirror & you haven't showered yet! 
When you start using your jeans as a compression garmet to cover up excess skin. 
When you have an assortment of vitamins in your house to rival that of the local pharmacy! 
No one surgery is better than the other, what works for one may not work for another.
T-Rebel
... when you order stuff in a restaurant that your husband and/or kids like, because they'll end up eating it.
... when you try on clothes in a size somewhat smaller than what you used to wear, that you think will fit, and they slide off your waist, over your hips, and onto the floor.
... when you seriously question how much Shar-Pei DNA you might have.
... when you never get past the appetizer section on a restaurant menu.
... when you look down and actually see your feet -- all the way to where they join onto your leg.
... your earlobes get skinny -- what the hell's up with that?
