... So, You know you are a Weight Loss Patient when...
Your underwear actually start to slide down as you are walking!
Your shoes are suddenly too big. I didn't think that was possible.
Clothes that were too small when you bought them are now too big.
When the sales associate asks you what size you need, you reply I don't know.
You have to flag down a server to get your check because it never looks like you are done eating.

Height: 5'5" HW: 290 Consultation Weight: 276 SW: 257 CW: 132