Dear Bad Santa
I miss *****fest.
6'3" tall, male.
Highest weight was 475. RNY on 08/21/12. Current weight: 198.
M1 -24; M2 -21; M3 -19; M4 -21; M5 -13; M6 -21; M7 -10; M8 -16; M9 -10; M10 -8; M11 -6; M12 -5.
You've always entertained me.
6'3" tall, male.
Highest weight was 475. RNY on 08/21/12. Current weight: 198.
M1 -24; M2 -21; M3 -19; M4 -21; M5 -13; M6 -21; M7 -10; M8 -16; M9 -10; M10 -8; M11 -6; M12 -5.
Between the bourbon & tequila Santa's gonna be wasted! I'll swap out the milk for Coquito, they look alike anyway.
No one surgery is better than the other, what works for one may not work for another. T-Rebel
Dear Bad Santa,
Greetings from your girl on the naughty list, in addition to my usual requests can you swap out all the Small & XSmall tags to an XXL? I wanna freak out the tiny I'm hot **** people out there. Also will you make these bs pedi cabs in the park get a flat? It's amazing how 4 people pedaling at the same time still can't figure out how to ride straight.
Also can you put a glowing light bulb in the mouths of all these joggers/walkers/cyclists who continue to run around without an ounce of reflective/light gear on at night on the bike path & in the park. While you're out there can you make the cars the size of a matchbox car? Apparently their car is so big they can't figure out they're not the only ones on the road.
I'll be leaving you your regular ration of full fat milk & cookies so you can kick Skinny Santa's ass out the way if he tries to start some bs with you. I know you got the real magic water so the milk & cookies shouldn't be a problem. LOL
FYI This is a *****fest post in disguise. Happy Holidays!
?The seeker embarks on a journey to find what he wants and discovers, along the way, what he needs.?
- Wally Lamb