Who wants to B*TCH?

I've come to accept that I'm going to need to get every pair of pants hemmed when I reach my goal weight and want to spend money on clothes. :/ 

I do a lot of sewing and have a fancy machine, so I could totally do it myself, but I'm way too lazy recently :(

As another sewer with a fancy machine, I TOTALLY get this 

Oooooh!  You are going to have so much fun with that sewing machine and the baby.

I hate dealing with inseams!  I am 5'6", so I tend to fall right between sizes.  At one point, the "average" inseam from where I buy my clothes was 29", which is what I need.  Then longer pants became trendy and it became 31" and 32"!  Then I try to buy the petites, and they ride up my legs, which looks so classy with my big orthopedic shoes.  Why can't we have inseams like men's pants?  Obviously it's not that hard to manufacture!

female pants that pretend to have pockets, but they are sewn shut

ex husbands who constantly text you for sex, even though you keep saying NO

people who don't reply back or at all to your dating profile (10 days and nothing) :(

kids who won't turn their socks right side out before dumping in the laundry hamper.

my kids used to get their clothes back exactly the way they put them in the hamper. Socks in balls? They were washed ,dried and returned in balls. DH still gets his clothes back the way they go in the hamper. 

I am not their maid!

I am the same with Tee shirts!  If the come to me inside out that is the way they get them back.

Actually washing clothes inside out keeps them from fading badly. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/05/06/laundry-mistakes-ho w-to-wash-clothes_n_5241398.html And tshirts with decorations/stuff on them do MUCH better washed inside out.

And since *I* am the one who does it, I do turn them right side out after I get them out of the dryer.

If continues to harrass you for sex when you clearly said no I am pretty sure there are some laws. Like perhaps stalking. Do not be afraid to talk to the police if he is that bad.