I find this encouraging

LOL, glad I'm not the only one!

Gravity is a real b*tch, they make my "girls" go down south & I want them to stay up north! LOL :)

Try that yoga thing, where you stand on your head. Problem solved!

We'd like to keep our eyeballs,  thank you very much! 

My boobs and butt aren't where I left them 20 years ago, that's for sure.

Science fact of the day: The relationship between an object's mass and the pull of gravity is measured in Newtons.

Oddly enough, the relationship between myself and my scale could also be measured in Newtons, i.e. how many I may have consumed pre-op if a bag of them ended up in my grocery cart.

Oh that was a good one Julie!

I needed these laughs tonight folks! Keep em coming! 

The Iron Maiden could make or break my day pre-op.  Now, I don't always like the numbers but I don't stress over them.

For 35 years I was on some kind of weight loss program, mostly Weigh****chers.  Never got to goal.  In the summer it was easy to dress for weigh in, but in the winter I would weigh my clothes and socks to see which was lighter.  I didn't wear a watch or jewelry and took my glasses off.

YESSSSS! I sometimes wore the same exact thing each week to weigh in. Cray cray.