Fat People Problems *random*
HW 347lbs SW-328lbs CW-247 lbs GW-212lbs Randolph, 
"Sing like no one's listening and dance like no one's watching!!"
Know they are talking about you when it says, "One size fits most."
Taking all you can eat as a personal challenge.
Having to take their word for it when they say your socks don't match.
Going to McDonald's to watch the sign change.
Not needing any padding when you get asked to play Santa... again.
People keep trying to save you at the beach.
Everything fits like a thong, whether it is or not.
Know they are talking about you when it says, "One size fits most."
Taking all you can eat as a personal challenge.
Having to take their word for it when they say your socks don't match.
Going to McDonald's to watch the sign change.
Not needing any padding when you get asked to play Santa... again.
People keep trying to save you at the beach.
Everything fits like a thong, whether it is or not.
These are hilarious! Not Santa AGAIN! LMBO! (
Needing a covert op to go wiggle out of your Spanx before you pass out...fat people problems.
Spanx!!!! Feeling like a sausage and not being able to enjoy yourself because you feel like said sausage! Let's not even talk about having to pee! FPP!
Being 5'3 and not being able to sit on restaurant higher stools; not able to boost myself up, and trying to park the fat butt at the edge of the stool, it just doesn't work. Fat people problems.
OMG! I'm 5'7 and those tall stools are the worst!!! Better have a foot rest....Make my legs hurt! FPP
