Fat People Problems *random*
as I do every evening before getting in the bed and realize that I have fat people problems!
Not being able to wear a hotel towel after a shower because it won't wrap around.
chub rub between the legs from walking around.
Barely fitting on rides.
Or the sound your legs make when you wear stockings/tights! Are we starting a fire??? Or are your thighs negotiating with each other...."You go first....no, you go first!". Fat people problems!!!
on 1/5/15 10:23 am
Not being able to fasten your seatbelt in a friends van after she gives all the kids a lecture on the importance of wearing your seatbelt.
Having to walk backwards then straddle the toilet seat so you can close the door to the stupid stall - while the lady in the next stall can fit 2 kids in there with her.
When you can't fit in the chair at the doctor office the day y'all decided that the only option left is bariatric surgery.
Not being able to fasten your seatbelt in a friends van after she gives all the kids a lecture on the importance of wearing your seatbelt.
Having to walk backwards then straddle the toilet seat so you can close the door to the stupid stall - while the lady in the next stall can fit 2 kids in there with her.
When you can't fit in the chair at the doctor office the day y'all decided that the only option left is bariatric surgery.
Ooooh! That seatbelt one is the worst! Who knows about the "holding it" trick??? Holding it and pretending that it's fastened when it really isn't! That's the worst! Fat People Problems!
HW 347lbs SW-328lbs CW-247 lbs GW-212lbs Randolph, 
"Sing like no one's listening and dance like no one's watching!!"
