By request: Your B*tchFest, M'lady!

Or "life" and "live"

"Advice" and "Advise."

**** I forgot a heinous one: regimen and regime!

there,their,they're 

to too two

then than

were where

Or Angel and Angle

Or Quiet and Quite!

Yes! 'Weight loss regime' conjures a mental image of a short man in British Colonial dress, pith helmet included, with waxed mustache, giving a stern speech about keeping a stiff upper lip.

And spell-check doesn't give you any help with that one. Sometimes my mind thinks one thing and my fingers type another.

Hooray for B*tchFest!

How about when people want to reserve a public parking space by having their friend stand in the spot. Hello it's public parking not private parking, not valet parking., not to mention when I first drove by the spot no one was there anyway!, only after I did a u turn did someone show up.

How about when people want to reserve a piece of gym equipment by putting their towel on it while they go do whatever., like workout on another piece of equipment. Hello it's a public gym, not a private one. You're either using it or you're not, it's that simple. I had to argue with someone & tell them they don't reserve equipment here. You want something reserved go buy it. I was able to come in, go downstairs, put my stuff away, come up & still no one here, you have to wait. Oh I just want to talk with my friend. I told him you can talk all you want, meanwhile i'm thinking you don't even want to work out you just want to chit chat. Hey there's this amazing invention called a telephone!, really people. ok rant over. 

People who ask you a question, you answer, and they repeat your answer as if they are questioning it.

"Where do I turn?"

"Main Street."

"Main Street?"

"Yes, Main Street." (you F'ing idiot - don't make me answer EVERY question two times)  (Time, after time, after time, after time.....)

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"What are you making for dinner?"

"Chicken."

"Chicken?"

"Yes, chicken."

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"What time is it?"

"One o'clock."

"One o'clock?"

"Yes, one o'clock"

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and on, and on, and on.