Now that I have an olympic sized heated pool ...how do i go IN it ?

Fuck how you get in it, share the secret of how you paid for it, inground heated pools cost a fortune, you are obviously doing something right so share the secret to your success.

That's a rather nosy and inappropriate demand, don't you think? Other peoples' finances are none of your business.

Given this entire post is a joke I think not.

Got it! So if we're all kidding, you won't be offended in the slightest if I ask you if you've ever done crack cocaine??

Heidi she made the pool money by blowing your boyfriend.  He apparently pays very good money for a job well done.